PHOTOS Who wouldn’t want Jersey Shore on their Christmas tree?
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree how lovely are your guidos…
The Home Shopping Network rolled out the Seaside Heights red carpet for author and Jersey Shore reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and it was a tremendous success. The vertically challenged sensei of GTL sold items like they were going out of the style they were never in. If you missed the broadcast here’s a brief sample of how it went down:
During the Snooki sellin’ Nicole revealed a special holiday season treat as she opened up the call lines for fans to purchase their very own Jersey Shorenaments! Yes, in between that one you made for mom in 3rd grade and the baby Jesus that Ricky Bobby likes best you can have The Situation dangling over your fond Holiday memories.
Well, you could have if you were on the ball because this limited collection put out by Kurt S. Adler went faster than a right uppercut from Ronnie. If you want to get your hands on some of this Jersey Shore good tidings you’ll have to pay prime prices now. Let’s take a look at these glittery holiday gems shall we?
A Very Snooki Christmas
Have Yourself a Very Merry Christmas Situation
Deck the Halls With Pauly D
If you have those bad rascals hanging from your tree I think you should probably leave Santa some protein vodka and pasta instead of the traditional milk and cookies. And BTW, the JS ornaments are way freakin’ cooler than Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak’s holiday hanger.
