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PHOTOS The Situation has himself a Bitchuation! Awwwww…

ByStarcasm Staff

Perhaps in an attempt to make himself more palatable to Dancing With The Stars fans, Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was photographed in Seaside Heights, New Jersey yesterday holding a furry little bitch!

No, I don’t mean Snooki the Wokiee. The Situation has himself a puppy!

Forget the Dancing With The Stars thing, we know he got the little doggie as a babe magnet! We are all but guaranteed to see The Situation walking little Guidooby Doo on the beach in Season 3 of the show. Why else would he have gotten such a girly lookin’ pooch? He seems much better suited for a manly dog like an abrador retriever (buh-dum chish!) Guidoberman Pinscher? Jersey Shorpei? Jwowwmaraner? OK I’ll stop…

Photos: Fame Pictures

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