[PHOTOS and VIDEO] Megan Fox is over! Esquire names Kate Beckinsale The Sexiest Woman Alive 2009


According to PopEater, Esquire has taken a stand against the Megan Fox media bonanza and named the lovely Kate Beckinsale as “The Sexiest Woman Alive 2009.”  Megan is in her foxhole right now throwing knives at pictures of Michael Bay and Kate Beckinsale now. She’s probably thinking up a quote about Beckinsale right now that includes bodily functions, Hitler, Marilyn Monroe, and Socrates. Sounds like a stretch, but Megan’s a genius that way.

Watch Esquire’s video:

If you’re like me and didn’t have a clue who Kate Beckinsale is, here’s a few highlights to get you up to speed: Kate is the girl from Underworld, and she played Alice in the made-for-TV movie Alice Through the Looking Glass. Also, she’s hot.

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