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PHOTO The Game breaks the internet with mic-dropping scrotograph

ByAsa Hawks

The Game dick pic

Move over Justin Bieber! Like, waaaaaay over.

The Game is the internet’s new kingaling, thanks to a revealing and utterly gasp-worthy new Instagram selfie that could easily land the rapper an acting gig in Boogie Nights 2.

The scrotograph (seen above) features The Game’s tatted physique in a pair of skin-tight briefs that leaves very little to the imagination. Well aware of his ample endowment, The Game shared this rather boastful hashtag-laden caption, which reads more like 50 Shades of Game than an Instagram photo description:

Let’s just assume, I thought today was Friday or #ThrowDatAZZbackThursday #WhoCaresWhatDayItis I say it’s #FineN!ggaFriday because I know you gone be double tappin this mothaf**ka til tomorrow anyway……#SoGoneTagYaGirlfriends #ScreenShotIt #LickIt #PullThemPantiesToTheSideAndGetReadyForThe #HalloweenEdition #CuzHalfYallScaredOfTheD!ckAnyway ?? #WhereverYouAtInTheWorldDatPussyBoutToBeWetYouHearMe #iSaidDoYouF**kinHearMe #OkThen #TakeYourIndexAndMiddleFingerAndMakeAGun #ThenPutTheGunInsideYouAndPullTheTrigger #EaseItOutAndPutSomeOfThatStickyIckyOnThatPearlTongue #TiltYaHeadBackAtAn80DegreeAngleAndSpreadYourLegsFarAsTheyGo #ThenLickYaFingersRealSlowAndGrazeThatPearlFor #BackAndForthRealGently #CloseYaEyes #AndImagineMeSlidingInThatThangRealSlow #AndAsSoonAsYouGetReadyToBustYour1stNut #iPullOutAndGoDownTownAndCatchItWithMyTongue #ThenISlideBackUpAn…… Oh sh!t the Patriots game on, gotta go ladies !!!! Oh’ & my boxers ?? #ThatsHowIDocumentary2 ???? #MEATPRINTPAPI #DropsMic

The Game is better than Amazon Prime, because even they won’t deliver a package that big for free! #ZING

Let the Scrotoshop rumors begin…



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