Octomom gets probation over welfare fraud masturbation situation

Ocotmom Nadya Suleman could be spending more than five years behind bars after the L.A. County District Attorney’s Office charged the 38-year-old mother of fourteen with three felony counts of welfare fraud. Included in the charges are one count of aid by misrepresentation, and two counts of perjury by false application for aid, with the District Attorney claiming Nadya failed to report earnings of approximately $30,000 from the first half of 2013.

Nadya Suleman, known in pop culture circles as Octomom, is currently under investigation for child neglect by the La Habra Police Department and the Orange County Dept. of Family and Children’s Services. The officials arrived at her home last night based on a complaint made by her hairstylist who is claiming that the mother of 14 is allowing to let said kids live in squalid conditions including the use of training toilets outside and her children being trapped in a room while she got her hair done. Yes. Her hairstylist felt compelled to call the cops. Read some of the disturbing accusations, see a video of the stylist explaining her position and get a link to photos of Suleman’s home.

Forget The Avengers and Prometheus, the most anticipated film release of 2012 is the softcore adult film Octomom: Home Alone starring the greatest multiplier since Rain Man, Nadya Suleman. While we have to wait until June 20 for the Full Monty Nadya, Wicked.com has released the first official preview trailer for the film! Keep reading for all the retina damaging mammary rubbing you can stand as well as numerous adult film jokes that are downright tacky.

Remember that interview last week where “Octomom” Nadya Suleman was quoted as saying that she “hated” her babies, called her older kids “animals,” and said she was suicidal and regretted having them?

Nadya is now denying every word.

Nadya Suleman has checked herself into a rehabilitation facility to help deal with her reported addiction to the prescription drug Xanax, an anti-anxiety medication. According to her rep, Suleman entered the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California this weekend for a 30-day program, leaving a team of nannies and friends to watch over her 14 children.