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MULTIPLE CHOICE with Antonio Banderas

ByAsa Hawks

Antonio Banderas at Malaga University

Here is a photo of Spanish actor Antonio Banderas taken May 5, 2010. Your job is to figure out which of the following explains what you’re looking at! Is it:

A. Antonio has a new rap album

B. Antonio received an honorary doctorate degree from Malaga University

C. Antonio will be playing the dust mop in the new Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast

D. Antonio is merely showing off his Championship ring after winning the first ever World Cup of Doily Koosh Ball

The Answer? B. Antonio received the ‘Doctor Honoris Causa’ award from Malaga University in Malaga, Spain, which essentially means he is Dr. Antonio now! Malaga is a port city in the south of Spain and is also the hunky Spaniard’s hometown.

The good Doc will once again be the voice of the swashbuckling Puss in Boots in the upcoming 4th installment of the Shrek franchise titled Shrek Forever After, which opens nationwide May 21.

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Keep reading for the emotionally moving commercial and order your Josh Grobanye today!

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PHOTO Charlie Sheen self-portrait statue unveiled!

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VIDEO Man distracted by texting walks into a bear

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Now we know why Tarzan doesn’t have a cell phone.

A KTLA news helicopter was tracking a 500 pound black bear walking the streets of La Crescenta, California Tuesday morning when the furry feller turned the corner to walk down an alley. Also walking down the alley was a man who appeared to be texting on his phone, and completely unaware of what he was walking into. Comedy ensued.