LINKS! Michael Cohen vs. Donald Trump, Fifty Shades of Michelle Obama, Dutchess Meghan insulted…
VOX – Michael Cohen vs. Donald Trump, already the biggest political boxing match of our time, just went into a new round with a potentially bombshell report claiming Trump personally ordered Cohen to lie to Congress about Trump’s ties to real estate development in Moscow
JEZEBEL – Michelle Obama’s Becoming is the best-selling book in the country, and has been for the longest continuous stretch since Fifty Shades of Gray seven years ago
CELEBITCHY – Some commoner went full Love Actually and called Meghan Markle a “fat lady” — to her face. This happened during a royal meet-and-greet, and Meghan’s response was way more tactful than any six-months-pregnant woman’s ever has reason to be
THE BLAST – NBA All-Star and Kendall Jenner ex-boyfriend Blake Griffin has settled the nine-figure lawsuit his baby mama Brynn Camerson filed after Blake left her — and their two children — “cash-strapped and homeless”
LAINEY GOSSIP – Miley Cyrus really did sound fantastic at the Chris Cornell tribute concert the other night
THE BLEMISH – On the one hand, I’m not surprised that high-level employees of Mariah Carey allegedly pee on some of the lower-level help; on the other hand…nope, I’m just not surprised all around
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The new season of MTV’s The Challenge drops next month, and here’s the complete cast
REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice’s daughter Milania got The Real Housewives of New Jersey to air her debut hip hop track on this week’s episode, and got Fetty Wap to appear at her listening party
DLISTED – It seems that for the last few years Robbie Williams and his next door neighbor Jimmy Page have been embroiled in a rich person feud involving home remodeling for the last few years. The real takeaway from all this is that Page can apparently only conjure the dark arts in which he’s dabbled for years when onstage, and not to silence trolling neighbors
(Photo credit: Michael Cohen vs. Donald Trump via SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
