Are you a fan of forklift foot and vajiggle jaggle? Then you need to head on down to Pompano Beach Florida later this month where you can catch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch Mama June Shannon at the Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club!
Mama June becomes the latest reality star to get the VIP personal appearance treatment at Crazy Horse, joining other small screen celebrities such as Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham, Mob Wives‘ Drita D’Avanzo and Keeping Up With The Kardashians club lubber Scott Disick. According to TMZ, Mama June will be getting a first class flight, swanky hotel diggs, and $5,500. That’s a lot of cheese puffs!
Despite what the exclusive Starcasm Photoshopped poster above might suggest, Mama June will reportedly not be performing on stage during her appearance, merely hanging and partying it up with fans and attendees. Then again, she may use the opportunity to show off her recent weight loss courtesy of her personal trainer Natasha Fett. According to reports she has already shed 45 pounds!
Just in case June does make her way on stage to shake a little vajiggle jaggle, here is a Mama June anatomy guide from TLC so you’ll know what you’re looking at:
So far there is no specific date for Mama June’s appearance, but if you keep an eye on the Crazy Horse Pompano Beach Facebook page I’m sure they will officially announce it soon.
UPDATE – Crazy Horse responded to our story on Twitter and announced the official date for the MAma June meet and greet is May 16:
— Crazy Horse Florida (@CrazyHorseFL) May 3, 2015
UPDATE – And here’s the silly promotional video for Mama June’s appearance from TMZ: