Machete Kills trailer with Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, etc

Fans of gratuitous violence and famous female celebrities in killer (literally) sexy costumes rejoice! The first trailer for director Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation sequel Machete Kills has arrived! Actually, it’s not so much a trailer as it is a series of animated gifs with sound introducing all the big names (In order of appearance in the clip: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Mel Gibson, and Carlos Estevez aka Charlie Sheen) who will be appearing the film, complete with deliciously vibrant and over-the-top graphics. In other words, awesome fun!

Here’s the Spanish version with a different intro by Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo:

And here are all the Machete Kills character graphics from the trailer. (You can see Lady Gaga’s character poster for La Chameleón here and Sofia Vergara’s character poster for Madame Desdemona here!)

Danny Trejo as Machete:

Michelle Rodriguez as Luz:

Sofia Vergara as Madame Desdemona:

Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio:

Lady Gaga as La Chameleón:

Antonio Banderas:

Cuba Gooding, Jr. as El Camaleon:

Jessica Alba as Sartana:

Demian Bichir as Mendez the Madman:

Mel Gibson as Luther Voz:

Charlie Sheen as Carlos Estevez as the President of the United States:

Machete Kills is set to be released on September 13, 2013 nationwide!