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DLISTED – Jared Leto Jokes That He Could Have A Little Jared Leto Jr. Somewhere
THE SUPERFICIAL –Uh, Is Jennifer Garner Pregnant?
CELEBITCHY – ‘The Mothers of the Movement’ make emotional pleas for change at the DNC
JEZEBEL – Teacher Who Doesn’t Speak Spanish Sues School After Being Rejected For A Job Teaching Spanish
REALITY TEA – Kim Zolciak Shows Off The Results Of Her Latest Cosmetic Procedure
(Photo credit: Guinness can via Ruth Hartnup)