Lindsay Lohan’s new Chanel tattoos are fake

ByAsa Hawks

Lindsay Lohan and her temporary Chanel tattoo at Cannes

I just published a post with photographs of Lindsay Lohan’s new skin art, which includes a bird and a Chanel pendant. Being that I am a celebrity blogger and have nothing better to do on a Saturday, I did some more research into the meaning of LiLo’s new body art and what I found out was utterly….. disappointing.

The tattoos are “temporary skin art” available from Chanel.com for $75.00. D’oh! Lindsay finally pulled one over on TMZ! (They also reported on the tattoo story.)

Another photo of the deceptive fakes:

Lindsay Lohan Chanel tattoo

Here is the stat sheet on the tat sheet from Chanel:

The temporary fake Chanel tattoos worn by Lindsay Lohan at the Cannes Film Festival

Now all you need is 400 gallons of liquor, an ex-girlfriend, some white powdery stuff on the table and no job, and for just $75 more you can be Lindsay Lohan! CLICK HERE to purchase yours before they are sold out!

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