Lindsay Lohan’s mysterious German GQ belly button

One of soon-to-be jailbird Lindsay Lohan’s last gigs before starting her prison sentence July 20 was a swimwear photo shoot for German GQ in which the troubled starlet once again reminded the world that you don’t have to be sober, employed, unconvicted or happy to look good in a bikini. But, if you look closely, you will notice there has been a bit of luftwaffery performed on LiLo’s belly button!

On the cover photo it’s completely invisible, presumably tucked beneath the waistline of her granny bikini bottoms. But, in her LiLothar of the Hill People warrior suit, her button has magically transported itself north along her abdomen to just under her ribcage. That photo’s been Jerry-rigged! Not since World War 2 has there been this much German navel movement!

All of this diabolical anatomical deception should remind us all of one very important lesson: apparently they’ll put anybody on the cover of German GQ.

Here’s a behind-the-scenes video from the shoot in which I think you can actually catch a glimpse of LiLo’s BB peeking out above her Granny bottoms at the 1:38 mark:

(Click top photo for a larger image to study the bellybuttonegery in detail. Oh, and to see Lindsay’s cute belly freckles!)