Here’s a Friday story to turn your stomach and give you proper shivers before you hit the bars / World of Warcraft marathon: An Irish woman (47) met a dude, Sean McDonnell (57) in a best!ality internet chat room, then hooked up with his Alsatian dog. Pretty gnarly already, but it gets worse.
She fell ill 7:30 p.m. that night, and he took her directly to the hospital where she died around 8:00 p.m., presumably from an allergy to the dog’s semen.
McDonnell is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged of “buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861.” We don’t even have buggery laws in the U.S., but they’re pretty close to sodomy laws.
The U.K. Buggery Law dates back to 1533, when people were allowed to be hanged for bl0w jobs and such. In 1861, the law changed to only include anal penetration, and best!ality. Apparently England and Wales no longer go by the Section 61 Buggery Laws, and instead go by section 12(1) of the Sexual Offences Act 1956.
The dog owner recently appeared before Limerick District Court to face charges for this incident, which happened nearly three years ago on October, 2008. The police force of Ireland, the Gardaí, believe that the fatal best!ality was consensual, but if found guilty, McDonnell faces a life sentence in prison.
We all know humping a dog is gross, but who knew it was deadly?
It’s pretty sad situation, but Asa Hawkes, starcasm.net’s resident punologist, couldn’t help but come up with a little gallows humor Limerick:
There once was a man from Limerick
Who offered a woman his dog’s dick
She humped little Rover
then she keeled over
Now he’s facing life as a convict.
Source: The Journal via Gawker
