LINKS! How to win an Academy Award, Miley gets it wrong, Little Women LA Season 8…
VOX – It turns out that the “How To Win An Oscar” handbook is lengthy, and detailed, and really only boils down to one thing: You’ve got to spend a ton of money to look like you don’t care whether you win or not
DLISTED – You may have forgotten this (I had), but Miley Cyrus is every drunk sophomore gender studies minor you’ve ever gotten trapped in a corner conversation with at a college party
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Little Women: LA is coming back for its eighth season later this year. The show’s been filming for six months, so there’s plenty of good tea to be had about the whole returning cast
REALITY TEA – In case it wasn’t obvious, Lisa Vanderpump will gladly tell you why she left the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 premiere party before the rest of the cast got there
THE BLAST – Well, now we know it’s serious: Khloe Kardashian has unfollowed Jordyn Woods on Instagram (she’s still following Tristan, so make what you will of that)
CELEBITCHY – Meghan Markle now has Beyonce and the entire Beyhive on her side, so her royal media drama should get more interesting if not downright messy on social media at least
LAINEY GOSSIP – Ghostbusters, the franchise we neither needed nor particularly wanted in the first place, should now be sucked into a trap and placed in the protection grid until further notice
JEZEBEL – Evidently, when sick, Tamera Mowry drank some of her sister Tia’s breast milk because she’d read that breast milk has “healing properties.” Which of course prompts the question: Would you do the same of (or for) your own sister?
THE BLEMISH – Alec Baldwin…might be flattering himself a little bit here
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