LINKS! Game of Thrones death theory, Netflix dropping favorites, Cosby wants out…
CELEBITCHY – The most popular Game of Thrones death theory for the big White Walker battle this weekend is that all the Stark corpses in the Winterfell crypt will rise from the dead and attack all the people hiding down there. But it’s hardly the only Game of Thrones death theory involving what will probably be this very bloody show’s most bloody episode
JEZEBEL – As more and more networks launch their own streaming services, fewer and fewer of those networks’ beloved hit shows will remain on Netflix. So, if you love binging Friends and The Office and Parks and Rec and all the other shows Netflix currently offers but didn’t produce itself, prepare to pony up for more and more streaming channels
THE BLEMISH – Evidently Bill Cosby is trying really hard to get out of prison because he’s afraid he’ll die there
THE BLAST – Kathryn Dennis from Southern Charm continues to make life as difficult as possible for her disgraced ex Thomas Ravenel. Her current demand in their ongoing legal battle is that Ravenel’s new girlfriend Ashley Jacobs not be allowed anywhere near Dennis and Ravenel’s kids
DLISTED – The Duggars call deviled eggs “Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs” and honestly after Josh Duggar’s ongoing portfolio of creepiness that’s the second-best reason to dislike this family
VOX – In case you didn’t know it, the last Saturday in April is officially Independent Bookstore Day. Find out which of the 580 participating bookstores is nearest to you and then get to the page turning
LAINEY GOSSIP – Madonna looks like she’s having a really great time in the video for her new teack “Medellín” but the person getting the most attention is the Colombian reggaeton singer Maluma. And by “attention” we mean from people who’ve seen the video and from Madonna, who licks his toe
REALITY TEA – Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent says she’s “feeling blessed” after acknowledging her alcoholism, joining AA, and just passing her six-months sober mark
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