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Gerard Butler reminds us Hollywood won’t leave Patrick Swayze alone

ByDarren O

Just like Red Dawn and Road House, recycle Hollywood is looking to brutalize the memory of yet another Patrick Swayze film by remaking 1991’s Point Break. Utah, get me two and then read on to find out why this is such a terrible idea as reports reveal that Gerard Butler will be cast as the zen master of extreme surfing and bank robbery, Bodhi.

MGM greenlights Road House remake, world shakes its damn head

ByAsa Hawks

Hollywood didn’t seem to learn from Red Dawn that it doesn’t make any sense to try to remake a Patrick Swayze movie as the 1989 cult classic action flick Road House joins a queue of Swayze remakes in the work that includes Dirty Dancing and Point Break. The reboot will reportedly be directed by Rob Cohen, who launched The Fast and the Furious franchise and directed other big budget action films such as xXx and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Keep reading for my Road House fanboy take on this latest ridiculously atrocious venture.

All about Kirstie Alley’s first marriage and love affairs
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All about Kirstie Alley’s first marriage and love affairs

ByStarcasm Staff

Kirstie’s love affairs never were consummated, but they were all emotional affairs, which are just as hurtful as a sexual affairs, if not more so. In fact, Kirstie had an emotional affair with a young man at age 24, four years into her first marriage to Bob Alley (Kirstie’s maiden name is also Alley, and her father is named Robert, to make things more confusing.)

Kirstie’s love affairs never were consummated, but they were all emotional affairs, which are just as hurtful as a sexual affair, if not more so. In fact, Kirstie had an emotional affair with a young man at age 24, four years into her first marriage to Bob Alley (Kirstie’s maiden name is also Alley, and her father is named Robert, to make things more confusing.)

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Pain does hurt: Video of every glorious face punch from Road House

ByDarren O

If I were to stagger away from my laptop and make my way to the nearest confessional booth I’d have to admit first to the fact that I’ve watched the Swayze vehicle Road House more times than any other film. It is my pick for the greatest bad film ever made and I swear that my remote control breaks when I’m flipping through and Sam Elliott pops up telling me not to eat the big yellow mint in the urinal. For you fellow believers or non converted check out what very well may be the most awesomest less than a minute clip in YouTube history as someone steeped in Dalton zen has condensed every face punch from the film in to one clip of 80’s film glory truth!

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VIDEO Vintage Swayze had Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind

ByDarren O

In a time way before hipsters claimed Pabst Blue Ribbon as their own anti-beer my old man and Patrcik Swayze knew the value of a cold PBR! In what is now my very favorite vintage advertisement clip we have the late and legendary Patrick Swayze geared up and going disco in HD as he has Saturday Night Fever and Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind. Check out the 1979 glory that includes who is rumored to be his widow, Lisa Niemi.

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Patrick Swayze, Who Dirty Danced on Our Heart, Dies at 57 of pancreatic cancer – Jennifer Grey, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg react

Bycarrieglass

Patrick Swayze passed away last night after a nearly two-year battle with pancreatic cancer. His publicist issued this statement: “Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months.” Ever since he was diagnosed, Swayze has been strong in his fight against…