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Mistress Makeover: Jamie Jungers, Joslyn James, Melissa Smith, and January Gessert are getting plastic surgery together

ByStarcasm Staff

In a publicity stunt that is strangely not also a reality show, four famous mistresses are going under the knife together in an act of solidarity. Two of Tiger’s dames, Jamies Jungers and Joslyn James, Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and one of Jesse James’ tattooed extramarital conquests Melissa Smith, are getting things like…

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

ByAsa Hawks

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Did Reggie Bush cheat on Kim Kardashian with aspiring singer January Gessert?

ByStarcasm Staff

The storyline is that Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian some time in the last several weeks because she wants to get married and he didn’t. He even had a brief conversation with Kim’s parents, Kris and Bruce Jenner, about his intentions with their daughter, which may have scared him off. Reggie just isn’t…