Author: Starcasm Staff

DLISTED – Caitlyn Jenner’s Sports Illustrated Cover Is Here REALITY TEA – Southern Charm Reunion Recap: The Dirty South CELEBITCHY – Kylie Minogue, 47, plans to marry her 28 year-old fiance in Italy next month JEZEBEL – Kit Harington Got Into a Fistfight at McDonald’s the Night Before His Jon Snow Audition THE BLEMISH –…

DLISTED – Marcel the Shell And Captain America Are Officially A Thing REALITY TEA – Shahs of Sunset’s Mike Shouhed Talks Cheating Lies, Gay Rumors And Thinks He Gave Brandi Glanville’s New Show Higher Ratings CELEBITCHY – Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift went to England, he introduced her to his mum JEZEBEL – Amber Rose…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Duggars Celebrate Anna Duggar’s Birthday By Thanking Her for Cleaning Their Bathrooms DLISTED – A Judge Has Ruled That Led Zeppelin Didn’t Rip Off “Stairway To Heaven” REALITY TEA – Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Home Bads CELEBITCHY – Lindsay Lohan & her fiancé Egor made their red carpet…

DLISTED – HBO Was Just Kidding When They Renewed Vinyl For A Second Season REALITY TEA – Kenya Moore Denies Meltdown On Worst Cooks In America; Responds To Vivica A Fox Insulting Her Career! CELEBITCHY – Taylor Swift brought Tom Hiddleston to Nashville, she thinks he’s The One JEZEBEL – Here’s the Teaser for Sarah…

DLISTED – Abby Lee Miller Is Going To Plead Guilty To Bankruptcy Fraud REALITY TEA – Kenya Moore Has A Meltdown On The Set Of A Food Network Show CELEBITCHY – Kanye West only wanted a home-cooked meal for Father’s Day, Kim obliged JEZEBEL – NYPD Is Looking to I.D. This Guy Who Rode the…

REALITY TEA – Vicki Gunvalson Says She Almost Didn’t Return To Real Housewives; Trashes Her Cast Mates For Holding On To Last Year’s Drama DLISTED – Tom DeLonge Quit Blink-182 To Focus On UFOs CELEBITCHY – Kelly Osbourne: “No woman with a neck like a c**t is going to ruin my family” JEZEBEL – Why…

JEZEBEL – Genius Oklahoma Police Officer Fired After Disguising Inmate As a Deputy DLISTED – Kelly Osbourne Says Ozzy And Sharon Have Not Split REALITY TEA – Shahs of Sunset Heads To Belize CELEBITCHY – Semi-Exclusive: Eddie Redmayne & his wife Hannah welcomed baby girl Iris Mary THE BLEMISH – We May Be Living in…

JEZEBEL – Lady Gaga Reportedly Joins Bradley Cooper’s Remake of the Remake of the Remake of A Star Is Born DLISTED – BLASPHEMY! The Spice Girls May Replace Posh And Sporty REALITY TEA – Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Temporary Insanity CELEBITCHY – Did Tom Hiddleston agree to Taylor Swift’s super-staged photo op? THE…

DLISTED – Justin Bieber Is Trying To Get A Gossip Website He Doesn’t Like Shut Down In The Nick Jr. Version Of Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker REALITY TEA – Sonja Morgan on Being Iced Out By Her Co-Stars, Her Past With Luann’s Fiance, And More On WWHL CELEBITCHY – Daisy Ridley reveals her battles with…

DLISTED – Why It’s A Bad Idea To Strike A Shiny Happy Pose In Your Mug Shot REALITY TEA – Mike Shouhed’s Supposed Mistress Blasts Him & Jessica Parido In An Explosive Statement CELEBITCHY – Katie Holmes is playing Jackie Kennedy again: does she look authentic? JEZEBEL – Lil Wayne’s Multiple Seizures Caused by Drinking…

REALITY TEA – NeNe Leakes Now Has Her Own Mobile App! DLISTED – It Sounds Like Tig Notaro Definitely Isn’t Friends With Amy Schumer Anymore CELEBITCHY – Meg Ryan appears on stage at the Tony Awards: she looks different, right? JEZEBEL – Orlando Shooter Was Reportedly a Regular at Pulse and Had a Profile on…

REALITY TEA – James Kennedy Kicked Off Flight After Drunken Argument With Lala Kent DLISTED – This Is What Happens When You Let A Child Near A $15,000 LEGO Sculpture CELEBITCHY – Brandi Glanville and Aubrey O’Day claim their dating pickers are broken JEZEBEL – Kim Kardashian the chicken has passed away THE BLEMISH –…

PICTORIAL JEZEBEL – The Creator of Frog and Toad Used the Stories as a Quiet Part of Coming Out DLISTED – Megan Fox’s Unborn Baby Is A Telepathic Genius Who Cares About Real Estate REALITY TEA – Shah‘s Jessica Parido Slams MJ Javid Over Snide Comments; Reza Farahan Denies Bankruptcy Report CELEBITCHY – Kaley Cuoco…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Need a Laugh? Check Out Kendra Wilkinson’s Bizarre Music Video for “Lost in Space” DLISTED – Gwen Stefani Turned Down Blake Shelton’s Marriage Proposal REALITY TEA – Bravo Announces 7 New Shows! Plus, Andy Cohen Mentors Celebrities As Late Night Talk Show Hosts CELEBITCHY – Johnny Depp’s exes Vanessa Paradis…

DLISTED – So, Disney Finally Got Around To Planning A Live-Action The Little Mermaid Movie REALITY TEA – Little Women LA Petition Started To Ban Briana Renee And Matt Ericson From Lifetime CELEBITCHY – Faye Dunaway brought a food scale to the amfAR gala & weighed all of her food JEZEBEL – What Hilton Als…

CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner thinks she’s psychic because 7 psychics said she was psychic DLISTED – Today’s Lesson: Always Make Sure Your Mic Is Off Before You Congratulate Someone On Their Pregnancy REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice Bankruptcy Case Reopened By Judge JEZEBEL – Check Out the Obama Family’s Post-White House Digs THE BLEMISH –…

GAWKER – North Korean Ambassador Rejects Donald Trump’s Offer to Meet Kim Jong-Un as “Propaganda” DLISTED – Is Jenny Slate Knocked Up With Captain America’s Baby? REALITY TEA – Nailed It Or Failed It: Kim Kardashian At The Vogue 100 Gala In Nearly Nude Dress – Vote In Our Poll CELEBITCHY – Gwen Stefani toned…

DLISTED – Well, That Happened: Madge Paid Tribute To Prince REALITY TEA – Shahs of Sunset‘s Reza Farahan Ambushes Adam With a Surprise Wedding; Mike Shouhed Can’t Fess Up To His Cheating? CELEBITCHY – Larry David thinks white people only pretend to like Hamilton to be ‘hip’ JEZEBEL – Chris Brown Has Been Accused of…

DLISTED – Xtina’s Duet With A Hologram Whitney Houston Isn’t Creepy At All CELEBITCHY – Emily Ratajkowski: “When a woman is naked, that’s not immediately anti-feminist” REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer Goes Nuclear On Twitter – Argues With Dorinda Medley And Luann de Lesseps JEZEBEL – Despite Allegations from Ray J, Sources Say Naomi Judd…

DLISTED – The Messy Story About The Wire‘s Wendell Pierce Going Crazy On A Bernie Sanders Supporter Just Got Messier REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel Explains Why Her Jaw Looks Different CELEBITCHY – Cara Delevingne threw an enormous tantrum during a Eurostar security check JEZEBEL – Rob Kardashian’s New Home Design Apparently Caused Major Beef…

REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer Continues To Call Out Sonja Morgan For Partying DLISTED – Ruby Rose Was Kicked Out Of A Bar For Allegedly Throwing A French Fry-Filled Tantrum On Friday CELEBITCHY – Robert DeNiro to Jennifer Lawrence: “If I were a lesbian, I’d be all over you” JEZEBEL – Naked Madeleine Stowe Was…

JEZEBEL – CBS’ Nancy Drew-Inspired Pilot Will Not Go Forward Because it “Skewed Too Female” DLISTED – Vanessa Hudgens Got Fined For Defacing A Rock CELEBITCHY – James McAvoy & Anne-Marie Duff are divorcing after nine years of marriage REALITY TEA – Pump Rules‘ Kristen Doute Disses Her Relationship With James Kennedy: “He Can Die…

REALITY TEA – NeNe Leakes Poses In A Bikini; Shares Diet And Weight Loss Tips; Talks RHOA Season 9 DLISTED – Kendra Wilkinson Claims That Holly Madison Was Hef’s “Clean-Up Girl” CELEBITCHY – Kelly Ripa admits that she and the Live staff decided to cut Michael’s stay short JEZEBEL – Ricky Martin Backup Dancer Arrested…

REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer Claims Sonja Morgan Was Mixing Alcohol And Pills; Ramona Has “Interns” Now, too DLISTED – Kelly Ripa Has More To Say About That Live! Mess With Michael Strahan CELEBITCHY – Ronan Farrow wrote an op-ed about how Woody Allen is a child molester JEZEBEL – See Beyoncé Get Adorably Excited…

JEZEBEL – VIDEO Litchfield Goes Corporate and Everything Else Goes to Sh!t in the New OITNB Trailer DLISTED – A $15,000 Gold Dildo, And Other Pretentious Crap From Goop’s Sex Issue CELEBITCHY – Kaley Cuoco finalized her divorce, only has to pay her ex-husband $165,000 REALITY TEA – 8 Reasons Kim Richards Needs To Be…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – What’s it Like to Date Teen Mom 2 Star Barbara Evans? One of “Babs’ Baes” Speaks Out! REALITY TEA – Southern Charm’s Landon Clements Opens Up About Her Relationships On The Show, Launching Travel Website Roam This Fall! DLISTED – Lauryn Hill Explains Why Lauryn Hill Is Late For Everything…

THE BLEMISH – When Imitating a Viral Video Goes Wrong, Corn on the Cob Edition DLISTED – Church Lady Came Back To SNL To Drag Ted Cruz CELEBITCHY – Alden Enrenreich, 26, cast as the “young Han Solo”: great choice or meh? REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump Writes A Mother’s Day Tribute To Her Kids…

REALITY TEA – Bravo Teases A Surprise To Be Unveiled On Saturday – What Could It Be? DLISTED – Rihanna And Drake May Have Been Dating On The Down-Low For Months CELEBITCHY – Madonna thinks people are sexist & ageist for not loving her Met Gala outfit JEZEBEL – Ruin Your Feet and Watch This…

DLISTED – Jay Z Is Maybe Working On A Response Album To Beyonce’s Lemonade (With potential track listing) CELEBITCHY – Vogue named Kanye West & Kim the ‘best dressed couple’ of the Met Gala REALITY TEA – Sonja Morgan Explains Her Absence In The Last Episode + A Possible Acting Gig JEZEBEL – Caitlyn Jenner…

DLISTED – A Woman Claiming To Be Prince’s Long-Lost Sister Wants A Piece Of The Pie CELEBITCHY – Karolina Kurkova’s Marchesa Met Gala gown lit up in response to Tweets REALITY TEA – Briana Renee’s Father Speaks Out: “I Haven’t Talked To Her In A Year” JEZEBEL – McDonald’s Is Testing Garlic Fries THE BLEMISH…

JEZEBEL – Every Red Carpet Look From the 2016 Met Gala DLISTED – A Pile Of Butchered Space Snakes + A Warrior Ballerina + A Heaping Cup Of Nope = Taylor Swift At The Met Gala CELEBITCHY – Malia Obama will be attending Harvard in Fall ’17, after a “gap year” REALITY TEA – Shahs…

DLISTED – Justin Bieber Shaved Off His Dreads CELEBITCHY – Alicia Vikander cast as the new, rebooted Lara Croft: great choice or meh? REALITY TEA – Abby Lee Miller Blames Dance Moms For Bankruptcy JEZEBEL – The First Woman To Use Her Face to Sell Her Product Had a Lot of Helpful Men Write to…

DLISTED – Usher uses $4 worth of emoji to cover up $4.25 worth of peen in nude Snapchat selfie CELEBITCHY – The LA premiere of Keanu involved photogenic kittens in do-rags REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Below Deck Mediterranean Premiere Party Brings Out The Bravolebrities JEZEBEL – VIDEO Police Refuse to Believe Lesbian Is a Woman,…

REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel Radio Show And New Skinnygirl Product Coming Soon! DLISTED – Jessica Alba’s Honest Company Is In Trouble Again For Maybe Being Dishonest CELEBITCHY – Iggy Azalea thinks she’s a victim of racism because she’s been called “Becky” JEZEBEL – A City in Alabama Will Now Punish Transgender People Using the…

JEZEBEL – Zac Efron and MTV to Explore New Concept of Young People Eating DLISTED – Iggy Azalea Has Found A Way To Get Herself Involved In This “Becky With The Good Hair” Business CELEBITCHY – Chrissy Teigen blasted on social media for daring to go out without her baby REALITY TEA – Kandi Burruss…

REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Reunion Films In L.A. – Leah Messer’s Ex-Husbands Corey Simms And Jeremy Calvert Stay Home DLISTED – Zac Efron Isn’t Dating Sami Miró Anymore CELEBITCHY – Chris Hemsworth can’t open a non-Marvel movie to save his life JEZEBEL – A Guide to the Cameos in Beyoncé’s Lemonade THE…

REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Kim Kardashian Lets It All Hang Out In Miami DLISTED – The Huntsman: Winter’s War is a flop CELEBITCHY – Kelly Ripa promises to return to Live Tuesday, is expected to host with Michael JEZEBEL – Purple Rain Returns to Theaters in Memory Of Leading Man, Prince THE BLEMISH – Kim…

REALITY TEA – Scheana Marie Sued For Excessive Pot Parties? Tom Schwartz Defends Her DLISTED – A Three’s Company Movie Is A Thing That Might Be Happening CELEBITCHY – Jennifer Aniston is People Mag’s 2016 Most Beautiful Woman in the World JEZEBEL – Lindsay Lohan Is Open to Converting to Islam for Attention THE BLEMISH…

JEZEBEL – This Woman Pet a Wild Bison, and Her Name Is No DLISTED – Live! With Kelly And Michael Will Be Sans-Michael In September CELEBITCHY – Kim Kardashian: “North West stopped” me from breastfeeding 4-month-old Saint REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Reality TV Stars Party At Coachella 2016 THE BLEMISH – Jared Fogle Keeps Getting…

DLISTED – Mariah Carey Poses For “Brick House Meets Brick Oven” Lingerie Pizza Pic #BricktoriasSecret #HotNReady REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice Finally Gets Approval To Visit Joe Giudice In Prison! CELEBITCHY – Will Charlie Sheen go to jail for knowingly exposing lovers to HIV? JEZEBEL – So apparently Cruz Beckham can sing pretty damn well…

DLISTED – Rihannardo Di Caprio, Round 869 CELEBITCHY – Coachella: Taylor Swift went ultra-blonde, Miranda Kerr brought her billionaire REALITY TEA – PHOTOS NeNe Leakes Opens Sold Out Comedy Tour In Charlotte, NC; Wins Lip Sync Battle JEZEBEL – Three More Men Have Come Forward to Accuse Afrika Bambaataa of Sexual Abuse THE BLEMISH –…

DLISTED – Marie Osmond Heals The World As A Musical David Bowie Labyrith Fairy With A Team Of Matching Dancing Power Rangers JEZEBEL – I Bet You’ll Never Guess Which Kardashian Appears in the Trailer for Season 12 of KUWTK CELEBITCHY – Gwyneth Paltrow: Dill is for peasants, “it’s not really a food, it offends…

THE BLEMISH – Selena Gomez Stripped Down for GQ DLISTED – The Repo Man Might Be Coming For Another One Of Tyga’s Cars CELEBITCHY – Kirsten Dunst & Garrett Hedlund have broken up after four years together REALITY TEA – Is House Flipping Next For Kim Zolciak And Kroy Biermann? JEZEBEL – In Half of…

REALITY TEA – NeNe Leakes Performs RuPaul’s “Supermodel” On Lip Sync Battle! DLISTED – Kanye West Has Been Talking About Taylor Swift Again CELEBITCHY – Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi gig over state’s anti-LBGT law JEZEBEL – Hold the Biscuit: Paula Deen’s Clothing Line Is Designed to Cover Your “Front Privates” THE BLEMISH – Kate Hudson…

CELEBITCHY – Lindsay Lohan wants to have a baby with her boyfriend, 22-year-old Egor DLISTED – Behold, Wig Trailblazer Kylie Jenner! REALITY TEA – Joseline Hernandez Releases New Music Video “Church” JEZEBEL – Whoops: Kylie Jenner’s Lip Kit Website Just Leaked a Bunch of Customers’ Personal Information THE BLEMISH – Prank Caller Convinced Burger King…

CELEBITCHY – Bruce Springsteen boycotts North Carolina after passage of anti-LGBT law DLISTED – Kirstie Alley Is The Latest Relevant Celebrity To Support Trump REALITY TEA – MJ Javid Explains Why She Didn’t Attend Mike Shouhed’s Wedding And More On WWHL JEZEBEL – Netflix Sneakily Implements Price Increase for Its Longtime Patrons THE BLEMISH –…

REALITY TEA – Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ri-lationships DLISTED – Kevin Federline Has Made His Triumphant Return To Rap, And His Face Says Everything About That CELEBITCHY – Anthony Bourdain doesn’t “hate” Guy Fieri but “he’s just low-hanging fruit” JEZEBEL – The Last-Ever Winner of American Idol Is Once Again a ***** ****…

DLISTED – That Reboot Of The Mummy Starring Tommy Cruise Is Really Happening…. CELEBITCHY – Taylor Swift’s booty looks sort of different: implants, squats or butt pads? REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump Says Lisa Rinna Is “Not Playing With A Full Deck” JEZEBEL – LAPD Investigating Charlie Sheen for Allegedly Threatening to Have Ex Murdered…

REALITY TEA – Sonja Morgan Quit Drinking! Sonja And Luann de Lesseps Reveal Details On The New Season Of The Real Housewives of New York DLISTED – Charlize Theron Reveals Her Life Is Basically A Julia Roberts Movie Because She is Cursed By Being So Attractive THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – 16 and Pregnant Season…

JEZEBEL – Comedian Garry Shandling Has Died at 66 DLISTED – Axl Rose Might Have Gotten A Job As A Substitute Lead Singer For AC/DC CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner scored her first-ever American Vogue cover: love it or hate it? REALITY TEA – Brooks Ayers Releases Another Statement; Maintains He Is Truly Sick And Wants…

REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 and Teen Mom OG casts film together in NYC, ambulance called for Jenelle DLISTED – The Plot Thickens (Or Thins, Depending On How Much You Care): Elizabeth Olsen Was Never Asked To Do Fuller House CELEBITCHY – Ex Scientologist who audited Cruise’s kids, Travolta, details horrific abuse JEZEBEL…

CELEBITCHY – Margot Robbie will play Tonya Harding in I, Tonya bio-pic: amazing choice? DLISTED – Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Has Died REALITY TEA – Brielle Biermann Wants To Go On The Bachelor, While Kim Has Movie Star Dreams For KJ JEZEBEL – How Many Times Does Olivia Newton-John’s Ex-Boyfriend Need to Tell Everyone…

DLISTED – Daisy Ridley May Play Lara Croft In The Tomb Raider Reboot CELEBITCHY – LeAnn Rimes wore tiny shorts to her step-son’s game: inappropriate or fine? REALITY TEA – Joe Giudice Isn’t Worried About Going To Prison: “It’s Not A Big Deal” JEZEBEL – Forgetful Flight Attendant Leaves Her Shoes, 60 Pounds of Cocaine…

DLISTED – Blake Shelton Is Suing InTouch For Saying He’s A Drunk Mess Who Once Peed On A Mailbox CELEBITCHY – Queen Elizabeth has refused to have lunch with President Obama in London REALITY TEA – Jenelle Evans On Custody Drama With Nathan Griffin & Barbara Evans, Court Dates, Twitter Wars, And David Eason! JEZEBEL…

THE BLEMISH – Katherine Heigl Must Be Broke as S**t, Because She’s Doing Kitty Litter Commercials Now DLISTED – Important Question: Would You Choose The Right To Bring Your Son To Work Over $13 Million? CELEBITCHY – Oprah Winfrey lost 30lbs, her weight loss tips include cauliflower mash, fish REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice Shoots…

DLISTED – Charlie Sheen Claims He Can’t Afford His Child Support Payments To Denise Richards CELEBITCHY – Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris posted pics from their tropical vacay: cute or try-hard? REALITY TEA – Porsha Williams Faints On Flight; Lauren Says Due To Low Blood Sugar JEZEBEL – The Strange Case of 2 Wealthy People…

DLISTED – Now In “Do We Need This?” News: Disney Is Making A Fifth Indiana Jones Movie CELEBITCHY – Madonna blames reports of her drunken messiness on sexism & misogyny REALITY TEA – REPORT Yolanda Foster Refused To Discuss Divorce During Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion! JEZEBEL – Dr. Luke Might Be Cut From…