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DLISTED – Cardi B is not a fan of Uncle Sam’s money moves REALITY TEA – NeNe Leakes Explains Why The Atlanta Housewives Can’t Forgive Porsha Williams CELEBITCHY – Paris Jackson & Cara Delevingne were making out, but they’re not “dating” JEZEBEL – Texas Teen’s Parents Allegedly Threw Hot Oil on Her After She Refused…

THE BLEMISH – Gigi Hadid Squints, Asians are Not Amused DLISTED – Blac Chyna Was Seen “Cozying Up” To Someone Who Wasn’t Rob Kardashian REALITY TEA – Joe Giudice Has A New Job At The Prison Gym CELEBITCHY – Lena Dunham lost weight because she can’t eat while Trump is president JEZEBEL – Dr. Luke…

JEZEBEL – That Hot Felon Has Been Set Free to Steal Your Girl DLISTED – Bring On The Pregnant Yoga Poses! Hilaria Baldwin Is Knocked Up Again CELEBITCHY – Khloe Kardashian: “I think plastic surgery should be viewed almost like makeup” REALITY TEA – The Mother/Daughter Experiment Recap: Krista Knows Best THE DAILY BEAST –…

DLISTED – Add “Old Dude Disguise” To Your List Of Things That Won’t Prevent You From Getting Arrested REALITY TEA – Maddie Ziegler Wins An Industry Dance Award; Opens Up About The Mysterious Sia CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner has trypophobia, a fear of small holes in weird patterns JEZEBEL – Illinois Is Nixing Its Tampon…

JEZEBEL – The Babadook Partied Really Hard This Weekend DLISTED – Katy Perry Apologized To Her Arch-Nemesis Taylor Swift REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel Says Ramona Singer Lied About Berkshires Fight; Bethenny Spotted With New Guy In The Hamptons CELEBITCHY – Bill Maher performed his apology for saying the n-word, is anyone buying it? THE…

DLISTED – Harry Anderson Has Died REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador Launching A Line Of Prepared Food With QVC On April 18 CELEBITCHY – Was Gwyneth Paltrow’s lavish engagement party actually a secret wedding? JEZEBEL – Holy Crap, Coachella Cost Cardi B a Ton of Money THE BLEMISH – Bhad Bhabie vs. Woah Vicky Is…