Real Housewives of New York City’s Kelly Bensimon bikini photos

Kelly Bensimon bikini

Kelly Bensimon gave folks on Miami Beach a sneak peek of what they can expect if they pick up the March issue of Playboy magazine, which features the 41-year-old former model and most recent addition to the cast of The Real Housewives of New York City.

Actually, according to our sources who have actually thumbed through the March edition of Playboy, there’s only three things you get to see in the magazine that you don’t get to see in these hot bikini shots taken February 26, 2010 because Kelly decided to keep her Georgia O’Keeffe to herself in the spread. KB was in Miami for the Playboy Magazine Party in her honor at the Fontainebleau Hotel’s Liv Nightclub.

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Kelly Bensimon poses for bikini pictures in Miami

According to my favorite photography duo, Flynet’s Miami-monikered Crockett and Tubbs, Kelly Bensimon is wearing a Tomas Maier bikini. Them boys don’t just take perty pitchers, they know their fashion!

Kelly Bensimon on the beach in a bikini

In order to maintain this site’s reputation as a fair and balanced source for near-nudity, we are obligated to match the previous three frontside photos of Ms. Bensimon with the same amount of attention paid to the backside. (We like to try to keep all our readers happy!)

Kelly Bensimon's bikini booty and sideboob Kelly Bensimon deals with a bikini butt wedgie

I’m not a huge fan of Kelly Bensimon on The Real Housewives of New York City, and I’ve certainly had my fair share of fun at her expense, but I have to admit that that’s a mighty fine lookin’ 41-year-old mom right there! Maybe Bravo will learn a lesson from this and only show pictures of Kelly this season, relieving her of the seemingly overwhelming burden of having to try to say things. Zing!

Photos: Crockett/Tubbs

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