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AlcoHall of Fame Inductee: Charlotte Church

ByAsa Hawks

Charlotte Church inducted into the AlcoHall of Fame

The girl with the golden throat has become the girl with the Golden Grain! Child singing sensation Charlotte Church was photographed out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch May 1st – or perhaps it would be more accurate to say she was photographed passed out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch May 1st!

The songstress tried her best to stay upright, but just like her music sales she wound up plummeting down and laying flat on the couch. Thankfully her good friends were there to help her out take pictures for bloggers!

Charlotte’s Uno de Mayo spectacle has earned her an induction into the most hallowed of halls – The Starcasm.net AlcoHall of Fame! Congratulations Charlotte!

Here are some more exciting photos of Charlotte performing the fraternity mating dance – click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery:

Aside from the unconsciousness and inability to remain upright, Charlotte’s looking pretty good! It’s hard to pull off a pair of tight floral britches like that!

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