We are only five days away from the dramagnificent return of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, and to help tide fans over, I thought I would share some of the official promotional photos of the cast which include good mood and bad mood shots of three of the couples — I assume so the photos could be used for editorial purposes regardless of whatever the story is about.
I will kick things off with Pedro and Chantel, whose photos only sort-of fits the bipolar mood formula because Pedro looks super serious in both:
The top one looks like a promotional photo from the made-for-TV MTV biopic about Barack and Michelle Obama, while the second looks like the DVD menu background for the first season of a Netflix original dramedy series titled That’s Amore-ish.
Next up we have Annie and husband David Toborowsky posing by the Ohio River in Louisville, Kentucky:
Let’s see, how would I describe these two photos? I would say the top one is from the new CBS series CSI: Louisville and second is from the cover shoot for David’s new self help relationship book titled You Can’t Spell Smooch Without Mooch: How To Go From Destitute To Your Very Bestitute In Ten Easy Steps.
The third (and last) couple to feature multi-mood pics includes someone who had made a cuhreer out of posing for photos: Paola Mayfield (and her hubby Russ):
I’m not sure how to describe the top photo, and part of that is because I am so distracted by the strange shadow on Pao’s starboard melón. Ummm, there’s no way TLC would have a neep sleep in an official cast photo, right? Gotta just be a shadow. Right?
The second photo is straight up from a Viagra commercial.
It may come as no surprise that TLC did not provide a happy photo of Nicole and Azan, just their joyless photo together in Morocco’s “Blue City” of Chefchaouen. Since we’ve already shared that one, I will just leave the link for you.
The last official cast photo is of the show’s break-out super couple Jorge and Anfisa, but it seems they were not able to wrangle an actual professional photo shoot with the duo as they merely provided a screen cap from an episode:
SPOILER ALERT! The photo looks to be from the third episode and is described by the network as: “Jorge and Anfisa talk after he moves back in.” Not really a major spoiler alert, I know, but still.
Unfortunately, TLC did not provide promo photos for Molly Hopkins and Luis Mendez. ?♀️
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Season 3 premieres Sunday, May 20 at 8/7c on TLC.
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Asa Hawks is a writer and editor for Starcasm.