DLISTED – Interview magazine calls Kim Kardashian “America’s First Lady”; America yawns
REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps is ready to talk about the straw that broke the camel’s back (the camel is her marriage to Tom D’Agostino)
CELEBITCHY – A Memphis theater has canceled its regular screenings of Gone With The Wind; let’s talk about it
JEZEBEL – Legit clowns are worried that the It remake is bringing down their business
THE BLEMISH – Though she hasn’t left much to the imagination over the years, here’s the first-ever Kylie Jenner nude photo gallery
VOX – This sounds like something out of a TV show, which makes it all the more frightening
VERY SMART BROTHAS – “Floyd Mayweather Jr. Didn’t Beat ‘Racism,’ He Just Beat a Racist White Boy (and Made Him Rich)”
THE SUPERFICIAL – And here’s a photo gallery of Alex Rodriguez’s penis in sweatpants
UPROXX – Joel Osteen kept his his non-flooded Houston megachurch closed during Hurricane Harvey and is rightly getting dragged to hell and back for it
(Photo credits: Kylie Jenner nude photo gallery via Instagram)
