If you’re one of the millions of Americans curious to know what is next for shyster Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, our resident psychic Madam Starcasma has peered into her crystal ball and compiled the top ten things she saw in Lord Helmet’s future.





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dunkin – That is correct! You win 2 cases of extra Fairy Dust perfume that didn’t become Rotten in Denmark.
Lucy from Hoeno – Yes, that smell is quite potent.
I bet the fishy smell is a sign of passive aggressiveness.
I think for the Rotten in Denmark cologne they actually just recycled unsold Paris Hilton perfume