Top 10 Things In Store For Rod Blagojevich (Part 1 of 2)


If you’re one of the millions of Americans curious to know what is next for shyster Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, our resident psychic Madam Starcasma has peered into her crystal ball and compiled the top ten things she saw in Lord Helmet’s future.

Rod Blagojevich won't have much luck charging money for his own seat in prison

Rod Blagojevich has a new fragrance for men called Rotten in Denmark

Rod Blagojevich in a pilot episode of CSI Chicago

Rod Blagojevich becomes a Power Ranger to avoid jail time

Rod Blagojevich invents an all profanity version of Scrabble


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3 Responses to “Top 10 Things In Store For Rod Blagojevich (Part 1 of 2)”

  1. Starcasm says:

    dunkin – That is correct! You win 2 cases of extra Fairy Dust perfume that didn’t become Rotten in Denmark.

    Lucy from Hoeno – Yes, that smell is quite potent.

  2. I bet the fishy smell is a sign of passive aggressiveness.

  3. dunkin says:

    I think for the Rotten in Denmark cologne they actually just recycled unsold Paris Hilton perfume

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