VIDEO Justin Bieber kisses man, then goes out of his way to assure us he’s “not gay”

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“Is Justin Bieber Gay?” is not a question people are asking, because no one cares. And no one cares for two reasons: 1) It’s only important that you be a reasonably good person, and 2) Justin Bieber.

The only person who cares, it seems, is Justin Bieber. And Bieber says he isn’t. But he might might be. Does it matter? It sure does to the diminutive Canadian. Why? Because he decided to share a video of himself pecking his security guard on the cheek to his 29 million Instagram followers, and then put up his dukes in a tiny defensive posture.

Here’s the video tape:



????? @mikeyarana I’m not gay but even if I was that’s not an insult

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So, basically, Bieber took what could have been a partly goofy, partly sweet moment, and made it obnoxious and borderline weird. At some point, we’re going to start calling that “Biebering.” As in, “It was really sweet of you to bake your girlfriend a cake for her birthday, but then you had to go and Bieber it all up by baking it in the shape of her own genitalia. Smooth move.”

Justin Bieber has recently been in the news for, among other things, getting put into a headlock by security before getting thrown out of Coachella; being the target of a Comedy Central roast; being sued by his neighbors for drag racing and noise ordinance violations; and buying himself a private jet for Christmas.

His most recent single, “Home To Mama,” peaked at number fifty-seven in Switzerland.

(Photo credits: Bieber via Instagram)

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