I bet you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “You know, I’d love to see Barbara Streisand as a dominatrix whipping Harrison Ford while a director tells him his acting stinks.” Well we all know these here internets is the place where dreams come true so check out this ultra-rare outtake from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!
I’ll warn you the clip is extremely grainy and appears to be shot from a screen but hey, it’s Babs as a dominatrix freaking whipping Indiana Jones folks!
In case you couldn’t quite make out the audio here’s the full text of the clip:
Barbra Streisand: “This is for Guns of Navarone!”
Barbra Streisand: “Guns of Navarone? No…”
Harrison Ford: “For Force Ten…”
Barbra Streisand: “For Force Ten!”
Barbra Streisand: “This is for Hanover Street!”
Barbra Streisand: “This is for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi!”
Harrison Ford: “Who’s that?”
Carrie Fisher: “Someone who needs you!”
Irvin Kershner: “What the hell is the matter with you? Steve! Come on! I don’t believe one word you’re saying. Now come on, do it again.”
Barbra Streisand: “Give me a reason!”
Harrison Ford: “It’s the dialogue!”
Carrie Fisher: “Can I change lines?”
Irvin Kershner: “Listen.”
Carrie Fisher: “Yeah?”
Irvin Kershner: “I want you to believe what you are doing!”
Carrie Fisher: “Okay.”
Irvin Kershner: “You call that shouting? You call that pain?”
Harrison Ford: “Steven…”
Irvin Kershner: “Steve, how can you let him do this? Come on!”
Harrison Ford: “Okay ready… ready.”
Carrie Fisher: “I’ll be good, I promise.”
Irvin Kershner: “Do it again!”
Harrison Ford: “Really hit me! Really hit me this time!”
Barbra Streisand: “Okay.”
Harrison Ford: “Don’t do it with such… really hit me!”
Barbra Streisand: “I feel like a fag*ot…”
Props to joblo.com for posting and sharing this important piece of cinematic history. According to their source this was a practical joke set up by director Steven Spielberg. The sequence had been long rumored but it was believed that footage did not exist. The man who’s giving Ford hell about his acting is Irvin Kershner who directed The Empire Strikes Back.
