‘The Rules According to JWoww’ book to be released Tuesday!

The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb

Jersey Shore tough girl Jenni “JWoww” Farley is following in the literary footsteps of her cast mates Snooki and The Situation with The Rules According to JWoww – Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb, due to hit stores Tuesday! Pretty soon every girl in the country will be ripping their t-shirts, kicking ass and taking names!

Here’s the 411 from the publisher:

One of the stars of MTV’s smash hit series Jersey Shore, Jennifer “JWOWW” Farley lays down The Rules According to JWOWW, offering a new spin on the dos and don’ts of dating, from “smushing” guys to avoiding booty calls to finding the guy of your dreams. The book includes empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women, as JWOWW shares her “shore-tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.”

Book Description

“Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I’m from the Jersey Shore.” —JWOWW

Are you stuck in a relationship with a stage-five clinger? Maybe your date is more like a man-whore than Mr. Smooth. Do guys only call you late at night when they’re looking for a quick hookup? The Rules According to JWOWW can change all that.

Famous for both her cleavage-baring tops and her tough-as-nails approach to life and love on MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore, JWOWW tells it like it is. And now she’s laying down the rules she has learned and lived by on smushing, smackdowns, and standing up for yourself. JWOWW’s advice on what she wears to get a guy’s attention at the club, how she keeps her man in check, how she maintains her sick body, and what she does to satisfy her guy will have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time.

JWoww looking sexy in short shorts and a ripped shirt

JWoww granted her Facebook fans a little sneak peek when she posted one of her rules about where women should have hair and where they shouldn’t:

Rule 51: Hair belongs on your head . . . nowhere else
There are many ways to defuzz and defur, so there is never a reason you should have stubbly legs, hairy pits, or a girl stache. As for the types who prefer to go natural and let it all hang out . . . good luck getting a… guy to go exploring in that jungle!

JWoww will begin her publicity tour tomorrow and will continue making various appearances for the next week and a half. Here’s a list of her scheduled appearances including a number of book signings at which you yourself can meet JWoww in person!

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Monday, February 07, 2011

Monday, February 07, 2011
NBC-TV/Today Show

Monday, February 07, 2011

Tuesday, February 08, 2011
211 E. Ridgewood AVE Ridgewood, NJ 07450

(Kindle edition)

Wednesday, February 09, 2011
10 Columbus Circle New York, NY 10019

Thursday, February 10, 2011
180 Route 35 Monmouth Mall Eatontown, NJ 07724

Thursday, February 10, 2011
SIRIUS XM RADIO/Opie and Anthony Show

Friday, February 11, 2011
2245 Richmond AVE Staten Island, NY 10314

Friday, February 11, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011
3700 Torrance Ave. Torrance, CA 90503

Wednesday, February 16, 2011
NBC/Access Hollywood Live

Don’t live in New York, New Jersey or California but still want to ask JWoww a question about relationships? Hop over to the Barnes and Noble Facebook page and leave a comment – JWoww will answer some of the questions in a video to be posted on Valentine’s Day!

Non-book cover photo: JWOWW hosts a night at Jet nightclub inside The Mirage Resort Casino Las Vegas, Nevada on September 24, 2010. (Judy Eddy/WENN.com)