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MUGSHOTS Florida men accused of snorting human and dog ashes

ByDarren O

Five suspects allegedly broke into a Marion County, FL home for a burglary and tried to get high by sniffing human and dog ashes they mistakenly identified as cocaine.

Read on for all the strange details of the Keith Richards reenactment, a video report and large high-res mugshots of the three adults being charged for the crime.

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4 Mugshot photos of John Albert Gardner plus court documents and details from his previous arrest

ByStarcasm Staff

John Albert Gardner III has been arrested for the murder of 17-year-old Chelsea King of Poway, California. A body matching her description was found in a shallow grave about ten feet from the edge of Lake Hodges, where the teenager was last seen jogging Thursday. Authorities are also looking at Gardner in the disappearance of Escondido High freshman Amber Dubois, who was last seen in the same area February 13, 2009.

See multiple mug shots of Gardner and read documents from the court records of his 2000 conviction for lewd or lascivious acts with child under 14 years.

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Test your knowledge of Baldwinology by playing “Spot the Baldwin”

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s the challenge: Five of the six mugshots above are from members of the Mohler family from Missouri, arrested this week for a series of unspeakably heinous crimes involving their own children. The other is a Baldwin, who is only guilty of a few heinous movies, drug possession, auto theft and being a Baldwin. Can…