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VIDEOS Amazing entries for The Situation’s web series

ByDarren O

It’s hard to argue that reality America has become The Situation nation and now us non Jersey types can star alongside Mike Sorrentino in his upcoming web series on Yobi.tv! That’s friggin’ right, you can submit a video entry to show why you gots whats the Sitch needs to take his game to the next level. Even grenades have a shot, well that’s not true cause ya’ know Mike is never down with the grenades. Boom! Check out some eye poppin’ submissions and find out how to register for your dang self.

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VIDEO: The Situation’s workout DVD blooper reel

ByDarren O

Mike Sorrentino, aka “The Situation,” is positively aware that his Jersey Shore fame could abruptly come to a screeching halt at any time. In response, he is taking every offer that comes his way in order to make bank while he can. As part of this all out Sitchinvasion he’s put together a workout DVD so that other hopefuls may someday have a “situation” of their own.

Check out a funny bloopers reel that inadvertently shows Mr. Mike packing some serious jersey heat in his Jockeys.

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“The Situation” can’t trademark “The Situation”

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore and soon to be DWTS personality Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has had a request to trademark “The Situation” denied. Find out why his application was rejected and how he isn’t the first Jersey Shore cast member to be told no friggin way!

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PHOTOS: The Situation has himself a hair situation

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore Season 2 has exploded onto the scene managing to accomplish the seemingly impossible task of following up succesfully on the reality-genre groundbreaking first run. One of the most recognizable faces for the show is Mike Sorrentino, A.K.A. The Situation. His recognizable face recently received a noticeable change in the form of a Douche Bagazine worthy hairdo. Check out both sides of the engraved dome-rug and see our list of names for the new Sorrentino do!

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Preview The Situation’s rap rave

ByDarren O

O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.

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VIDEOS Michael Cera and the Jersey Shore cast in the hot tub and fist pumping

ByAsa Hawks

We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!

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Top 5 Star Wars Jersey Shore trading cards

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?

Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.

Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino ‘The Situation’ Myspace and high school yearbook pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.

Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.

Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)