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Quick Quotes: Rob Schneider’s brutal stab at John Travolta

ByDarren O

Quick, think of the most brutal joke you would use to explain John Travolta’s noted absence from Quentin Tarantino’s Friars Club roast yesterday. Not bad, but I GUARANTEE you that Rob Schneider’s was much more incindiary! Read on for what could prove to be the the raunchiest joke from the evening but be warned it could very well offend you.

PHOTO John Travolta promotes ‘Thigh-entology’ at Australian Grand Prix

ByAsa Hawks

Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.

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PHOTO John Travolta rejects Zipyourflyentology

ByAsa Hawks

The entire world almost “got shorty” when actor John Travolta left the Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles with his zipper down earlier today. Travolta seemed completely unaware how close we all were to seeing his White Man’s Burden as he playfully acted out a scene from The Taking of Pelham X Y Z, even jokingly looking at his watch while he waited.