PHOTOS VIDEO Katy Perry’s Birthday trailer with Goldie, Yosef, Kriss, Ace, and Mandee

Katy Perry would like to introduce you to her “INSANE friends” in a new promotional trailer for the pop singer’s “Birthday” music video scheduled to drop on Thursday. In the clip, accurately titled “World’s Worst Birthday Party Entertainers,” we get to meet Goldie the Dancer, Yosef Shulem the MC, Kriss the Clown, Ace the Animal Trainer and Princess Mandee — all played by Katy!

Here are screen shots of the entire cast along with some quotes:

Goldie the Dancer “I was friends with all the boys from the Rat Pack. Have you ever heard that song, um, ‘The Lady Is a Tramp?’ That might be about me!”

Yosef Shulem the MC “I don’t do funerals. But, for a price, I’ll do your funeral.”

Kriss the Clown “I’m not really a ‘birthday party entertainer,’ I’m just trying to get some cash on the side.”

Ace the Animal Trainer “Out there at that party it was just, like, defecation right, defecation left, defecation all over me — I smell like s**t. It’s embarrassing.”

Princess Mandee “I dress up as a princess and face paint these little girls’ faces and stuff, and, you know, like tell them stories that, like, will never come true.”

Katy Perry’s official full “Birthday” video drops Thursday, April 24!

Meet my INSANE friends – Goldie, Yosef, Kriss, Ace, and Mandee! http://t.co/x74qfbcJZh #MakeItLikeYourBirthday this THURSDAY!

— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 22, 2014