PHOTOS VIDEO College student breaks through multiple walls to eat business’ Hot Pockets

Eat All Hotpockets Update

A Notre Dame student was arrested on Sunday after breaking through multiple barriers at the Therapeutic Indulgence spa in South Bend, Indiana. Police discovered 19-year-old Brian McCurren while he was feasting on the spa’s supply of processed snacks.

“He went through half a box of Hot Pockets. He ate through that,” owner Sara ros Frazie told WSBT. “Macaroni and cheese he was warming up in an antique-style oven. And passed out eating Drumsticks on the table, where the police found him.”

Before getting to the kitchen, Brian apparently used a 100-lb. flower pot to smash through the front door and then a hammer to break through interior walls. He also sprayed a fire extinguisher around the building, leaving a Hansel and Gretel-like trail to the break room.

Brian McCurren - Notre Dame Student Hulk

When police arrested a still-intoxicated Brian, they asked whether he did any drugs before his Hulk-inspired adventure.

“I hope so,” he reportedly responded. He’s been charged with burglary, vandalism and underage drinking.

Brian McCurren Hot Pockets

Sara ros Frazie estimated her business sustained several thousand dollars in damages — and lost Hot Pockets.

web analytics