A Notre Dame student was arrested on Sunday after breaking through multiple barriers at the Therapeutic Indulgence spa in South Bend, Indiana. Police discovered 19-year-old Brian McCurren while he was feasting on the spa’s supply of processed snacks.
“He went through half a box of Hot Pockets. He ate through that,” owner Sara ros Frazie told WSBT. “Macaroni and cheese he was warming up in an antique-style oven. And passed out eating Drumsticks on the table, where the police found him.”
Before getting to the kitchen, Brian apparently used a 100-lb. flower pot to smash through the front door and then a hammer to break through interior walls. He also sprayed a fire extinguisher around the building, leaving a Hansel and Gretel-like trail to the break room.
When police arrested a still-intoxicated Brian, they asked whether he did any drugs before his Hulk-inspired adventure.
“I hope so,” he reportedly responded. He’s been charged with burglary, vandalism and underage drinking.
Sara ros Frazie estimated her business sustained several thousand dollars in damages — and lost Hot Pockets.
