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FASHION FAIL Clotilde Hesme is “Half-and-Half” at Cannes

ByAsa Hawks

Clotilde Hesme was more like Clothideous Messme as she arrived for the 2011 Cannes premiere of This Must Be the Place wearing what appears to be two contrasting (and rather boring) dresses sewn together. Keep reading for the full fail Monty as well as my snarky but apologetic commentary that includes a little info on Clotilde’s otherwise impressive resume!

Kylie Bisutti pictures from Victoria’s Secret Catalog bikini photo shoot

Kylie Bisutti pictures from Victoria’s Secret Catalog bikini photo shoot

ByAsa Hawks

The newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti got her wings at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after winning the Victoria’s Secret Runway Angel competition, but the honeymoon is over as the 19-year old model from Simi Valley, California started the hard life of a swimsuit and lingerie model on the beaches of St. Barths, France earlier today.

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PHOTO What Val Kilmer would look like if he ate Val Kilmer

ByAsa Hawks

When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.