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PHOTOS Miley Cyrus streetwalking in London

ByAsa Hawks

Miley Cyrus continued her desperate attempt to seem more mature by dressing like Hannah Courtesantana on the streets of London earlier today. The working girl was headed to north London’s Fountain Studios prior to her live performance on tonight’s fourth semi-final of Britain’s Got Talent. The bawdy 17-year-old will be performing her new single “Can’t Be Tamed” in front of judges Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell, who will most certainly be biting his tongue.

Miley was sporting some black high-heeled leather boots with matching black leather shorts and a Buck Rogers belt while walking with a woman who just left a Pepé Le Pew look-alike contest. Maybe all this harlot posturing is good training for Miley, because now that Hannah Montana has officially ended its run then all that leaves for Miley is music and her acting career. I don’t know how much money she saved up over the last few years, but the countdown to broke has already begun!

Want to see more of the new and sinproved Miley? CLICK HERE to see her video for “Can’t Be Tamed,” including lots of still images.

Speaking of Miley Cyrus and cheap tricks, here she is performing at a private concert at the 1515 in Paris, France on June 1st, 2010 wearing a shirt with just the right message:


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