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PHOTOS Isla Fisher and her nice pair of hooters at Rango photocall

ByStarcasm Staff

Isla Fisher and her nice pair of hooters

35-year-old actress Isla Fisher showed off one of the nicest pair of hooters I have ever seen (please pardon the fowl language) at the London photocall for Rango, in which Isla voices the desert iguana named Beans.

Though her hooters are pretty awesome and look great hanging out in the picture, one of them does look a little more perky than the other don’t you think? Actually, upon closer inspection, one looks a little larger too…

*** Just so the site doesn’t get accused of false advertising here are a few photos of the lovely Isla and her las Islas bonita! And speaking of “La Isla Bonita,” here’s a little them music to play while you visit Isla-la Land:

Isla Fisher wears a very revealing dress to Vanity Fair Oscar Party in 2007
^ Isla Fisher nearly popping out at the 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
(Photo: Dimitri Halkidis / WENN)

Isla Fisher shows off her breasts at The Lookout premiere in 2007
^ More Isla Fisher cleavage from The Lookout premiere March 20, 2007
(Photo: David B Edwards / WENN)

Sexy Isla Fisher photo
^ Isla Fisher looking damn fine for a magazine photo shoot. (Click to enlarge)

Top Photo: WENN.com (Click to make the hooters larger)

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