PHOTOS Gretchen Rossi at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch shopping for implants

Dang it, dang it, dang it! Just when Gretchen started looking as bad on the outside as she does on the inside she slaps on a pair of Daisy Dukes and heads to a pumpkin patch!

OK Gretchen, you have a rockin’ bod. Grrrrrr…

Read about Gretchen’s notorious internet pictures.

The much-despised blond boozy floozy from The Real Housewives of Orange County hammed it up for the paparazzi at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Friday, pulling out all the punches by posing with a puppy, riding a little red wagon and stuffing her shirt with gourds (she must be rethinking her staunch “no fake boobs” stance). Gretchen also proved once again that she is incapable of going fifteen minutes without hitting on a guy, smooching it up with some dude that I assume is her latest ho beau Slade Smiley. (An odd coincidence is that Slade’s nickname is also Mr. Bones.)

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Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County in Daisy Dukes at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County at the Mr. Bones Pumpkin patch October 16, 2009

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