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PHOTOS Julianne Moore’s little piggies problem at Cannes Opening Ceremony

ByAsa Hawks

Julianne Moore Cannes 2013 Opening Ceremony red carpet hi res

Julianne Moore arrived at Wednesday night’s Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony looking absolutely gorgeous as usual from head to… ankle? The Golden Globe Award winning actress was wearing a gorgeous strapless Dior dress with a black top and a tailed lilac bottom with sparkling Chopard jewels. But, despite all the eye candy above, my eyes were drawn to the piggy prison break going on down below as Julianne’s littlest piggies attempted to cry “Wee wee wee!” all the way home.

Julianne Moore's feet at Cannes 2013 Opening Ceremony

In other Julianne Moore horror news, she has wrapped filming of the highly anticipated remake of the Stephen King classic Carrie, in which she plays Margaret White, the mother of the title character Carrie White, played by Kick-Ass star Chloë Grace Moretz. Carrie is set to be released on October 18, 2013 in the US.

While I try to figure out the perfect Carrie/little piggies pig’s blood joke, check out one last looooooong look at Julianne Moore at the 2013 Cannes Fil Festival Opening Ceremony — but ber forewarned, it’s got a scary ending!

Julianne Moore's tortured feet and toes at 2013 Cannes Film Festival Opening ceremony

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