The A-Team is back! The official movie poster has been released for the Joe Carnahan blockbuster remake of the classic 1980’s television series and it looks plum Photoshopsillytastic!
The revamped cast includes: Liam Neeson (John “Hannibal” Smith), Bradley Cooper (Templeton “Faceman” Peck), Rampage Jackson (BA Baracus) and Sharlto Copley (“Howlin’ Mad” Murdoch) with Patrick Wilson as Colonel Lynch and is scheduled to be released inthe United States June 11, 2010. (Nothing against Rampage Jackson, but couldn’t they have used Mr. T? He’s still lookin’ good and probably needs the work!)
The movie will ramp up the special effects tenfold, replacing cabbage shooters and helium trash bag aircraft with mid-air tank battles and Lamborghinis. But don’t worry! Although Mr. T isn’t in the movie, the second-best original character is…
BADA$$ CREEPY STRANGER WITH CANDY BLACK VAN!!!!!
Sweeeeet!
This movie looks like it will be campy af… EXPLOSION!!
(Is it just me or does Mr. T’s facial expression not look like someone running from an explosion? Can’t tell? Click the picture for a larger image and you’ll see what I mean.)
Ah, you know what would make this movie even cooler? If it were in German!
Es gibt keinen plan B!!! Das A-Team!
I plopped “I pity the fool” into the google translater and this is what it came up with:
Ich habe Mitleid mit den Narren. Who doesn’t love Herr T?!?
And the last ingredient that would ensure a successful A-Team remake? They gotta go get Boy George!
