Official 2010 A-Team movie poster released!

A-Team movie poster 2010

The A-Team is back! The official movie poster has been released for the Joe Carnahan blockbuster remake of the classic 1980’s television series and it looks plum Photoshopsillytastic!

The revamped cast includes: Liam Neeson (John “Hannibal” Smith), Bradley Cooper (Templeton “Faceman” Peck), Rampage Jackson (BA Baracus) and Sharlto Copley (“Howlin’ Mad” Murdoch) with Patrick Wilson as Colonel Lynch and is scheduled to be released inthe United States June 11, 2010. (Nothing against Rampage Jackson, but couldn’t they have used Mr. T? He’s still lookin’ good and probably needs the work!)

A-Team movie poster horizontal

The movie will ramp up the special effects tenfold, replacing cabbage shooters and helium trash bag aircraft with mid-air tank battles and Lamborghinis. But don’t worry! Although Mr. T isn’t in the movie, the second-best original character is…


The black and red GMC van will be in the 2010 A-Team movie remake!


This movie looks like it will be campy af… EXPLOSION!!

Explosion scene from the 2010 A-Team remake movie

(Is it just me or does Mr. T’s facial expression not look like someone running from an explosion? Can’t tell? Click the picture for a larger image and you’ll see what I mean.)

Ah, you know what would make this movie even cooler? If it were in German!

German A-Team movie poster 2010

Es gibt keinen plan B!!! Das A-Team!

I plopped “I pity the fool” into the google translater and this is what it came up with:

Ich habe Mitleid mit den Narren. Who doesn’t love Herr T?!?

And the last ingredient that would ensure a successful A-Team remake? They gotta go get Boy George!

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