LINKS National Bikini Day reality stars edition, Cacaocaine, Madonna too white for 2pac…

DLISTED – A Gynecologist Doesn’t Want You Using Gwyneth Paltrow’s $66 Coochie Eggs THE BLEMISH – Chelsea Handler Thinks Trump Is Kim Kardashian’s Butt’s Fault CELEBITCHY – Emperor Baby Fists Allegedly Wrote His Own Inauguration Address, #bigly #SAD VOX – How To Keep Bears Out Of Schools, Explained For Trump’s Education Secretary VERY SMART BROTHAS…

THE BLEMISH – If You’re Named Crystal Methvin, It’s Obvious What’s Gonna Happen DLISTED – Brigitte Nielsen Is Pregnant At 54 REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps Wants To Turn Her Cabaret Show Into A National Tour CELEBITCHY – How do we feel about Serena Williams’ Nike ‘catsuit’ at the French Open? JEZEBEL – Harvey…

REALITY TEA – Get Ready–Danielle Staub Finally Returns To Real Housewives of New Jersey! CELEBITCHY – Senator Elizabeth Warren Was Formally Rebuked By The Senate For Speaking THE BLEMISH – Beyonce Too Fat To Perform At Full Speed, Opts For Slo-Mo At The Grammys THE SUPERFICIAL – Melissa McCarthy Really Ruined Sean Spencer’s Whole Life…

CELEBITCHY – Keanu Reeves had “too much fun” working with Winona Ryder again, omg DLISTED – Kat Von D Shared Her Goth Extravaganza Wedding Video On Friday The 13th REALITY TEA – Is Jax Taylor Working At Tom Tom? JEZEBEL – Sacha Baron Cohen Probably Punked Roy Moore THE BLEMISH – Logan Paul Has Somehow…