LINKS Taco Bell’s pop rocks burrito, R-Patz wants to be Edward Cullen IRL, inflatable chicken Trump…

THE BLEMISH – If You’re Named Crystal Methvin, It’s Obvious What’s Gonna Happen DLISTED – Brigitte Nielsen Is Pregnant At 54 REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps Wants To Turn Her Cabaret Show Into A National Tour CELEBITCHY – How do we feel about Serena Williams’ Nike ‘catsuit’ at the French Open? JEZEBEL – Harvey…

THE BLEMISH – Mexican Politician Mocked For Worst Campaign Hashtag Ever DLISTED – Miranda Kerr Married Rich REALITY TEA – Karen Huger Opens Up About Sharing Her Experience With Sexual Assault CELEBITCHY – Montanans voted for the violent psycho who “body slammed” a journalist JEZEBEL – Gregg Allman, Founding Member of the Allman Brothers Band,…

JEZEBEL – Comedian Garry Shandling Has Died at 66 DLISTED – Axl Rose Might Have Gotten A Job As A Substitute Lead Singer For AC/DC CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner scored her first-ever American Vogue cover: love it or hate it? REALITY TEA – Brooks Ayers Releases Another Statement; Maintains He Is Truly Sick And Wants…

UPROXX – You Can Expect These Celebrities In Sharknado 5 And Its Parade Of Very Silly Cameos DLISTED – Stephanie Pratt Appears To Be Furious With Her Brother Spencer REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Dorinda Medley And John Mahdessian Vacation In The Bahamas CELEBITCHY – Caitlyn Jenner wore a “Make America Great Again” Trump hat but…

DLISTED – The Messy Story About The Wire‘s Wendell Pierce Going Crazy On A Bernie Sanders Supporter Just Got Messier REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel Explains Why Her Jaw Looks Different CELEBITCHY – Cara Delevingne threw an enormous tantrum during a Eurostar security check JEZEBEL – Rob Kardashian’s New Home Design Apparently Caused Major Beef…

REALITY TEA – NeNe Leakes Performs RuPaul’s “Supermodel” On Lip Sync Battle! DLISTED – Kanye West Has Been Talking About Taylor Swift Again CELEBITCHY – Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi gig over state’s anti-LBGT law JEZEBEL – Hold the Biscuit: Paula Deen’s Clothing Line Is Designed to Cover Your “Front Privates” THE BLEMISH – Kate Hudson…