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Lindsay Lohan expecting a new sibling thanks to an unlawful conception

ByBilly Devon

Only with the Lohans can I write a headline like that and everybody’s like, “Who cares?” Well I care dad gummit even it’s just because I got to write “unlawful conception” in muh header! Oh yeah, the deets…

Kate Major has a lil’ Lohan growing inside of her thanks to a seed planted by Mr. Michael Lohan. Kate’s in her first trimester according to sources with TMZ, otherwise known as Michael Lohan and Kate Major.

This is an interesting bit of timing because the restraining order that Kate had against Michael, because who doesn’t have one against him, was only recently lifted. This would mean that Kate and Michael’s quality baby-makin’ time was spent illegally!

“Unlawful Conception” sounds like a great name for some really, really bad action flick. Hey, maybe older sister Lindsay could play the lead one day?

Perhaps I could star in it too after calling an older sister an aunt! (D’oh)

Mugs: Splash News – Random Sonogram (No sonograms were injured in the making of this Lo-Post)

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Is Lindsay Lohan getting paid to date rich men?

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There’s a piece in the latest Star magazine saying that Lindsay Lohan gets paid to date rich men, at the rate of about $100,000.

It cites the fact that Lindsay was paid that amount to spend New Year’s Eve with Prince Haji Abdul Azim, and even quotes her dad Michael Lohan. According to Star, Michael said ” She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”

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Jon Gosselin gets dumped by Hailey Glassman AND Michael Lohan – Ouch

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Michael Lohan rushed to hospital with chest pains

ByAsa Hawks

Michael Lohan has been rushed to Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach after experiencing chest pains while at his doctor’s office.

According to TMZ Lohan was having a consultation about getting his oft-broken nose fixed when he began to complain about the discomfort in his chest. A nurse took his blood pressure, which registered 200/110. She called 911 and Michael Lohan was taken by ambulance for treatment. No more is known at this time.