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It’s a Winter Wonderland for sledding lovebirds Katy Perry and Russell Brand

ByStarcasm Staff

Katy Perry and Russell Brand go sledding

This image is so cute, I’m gonna put it on my own Holiday postcard.

The unlikely picture-perfect poster children for monogamous bliss Katy Perry and Russell Brand are spending the 2009 holidays romping and sledding in the slow at Hampstead Heath. Their hand-holding and snow-frolicking antics are enough to make everyone want to settle down with a one-and-only and sing yuletide hymns by the fire while sipping spicy eggnog and apple cider.

Whee! Here we go now, take in these images to help you forget that sometimes all good things must end:

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