David Beckham’s estranged sister Lynne Beckham is impoverished, living on $206 a week

ByStarcasm Staff

The Daily Mail reports that David Beckham is “baffled and upset” to learn that his 37-year-old estranged sister Lynne is living on government handouts, receiving only $206 a week for herself and her two tween daughters.

Beckham had a row with Lynne in 1998 when he learned her now soon-to-be ex-husband Colin Every was selling cocaine out of the home he purchased.

Lynne just recently filed for benefits after her marriage to Every ended, but she’s wasted no time bringing another great catch into her home. She moved her latest lover, Kevin Briggs, and his three children in just a few weeks after meeting him on Facebook. Briggs has a criminal record for attacking his ex-girlfriend Lisa Gilbey, who asserts that he’s a violent drunk who assaulted her when she refused to make him a sandwich.

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