I suppose you might have guessed there was a Chelsea Handler sex tape out there somewhere, but could you have guessed she sent it out to Hollywood agents as a demo tape?!?
According to Radar Online, who are in possession of a copy of the tape, that’s exactly what happened! Chelsea Handler played down the significance of the video on Wednesday night’s show saying she had made the tape when she was 23 and “I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!”
From Radar Online:
During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.
Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.
I don’t know. Chelsea is a bit on the wild side so I suppose her story is feasible, but if she’s bluffing on the turn she’s going to have to bluff on the river and show the tape (slightly edited) on her show, right? If it’s no big deal and something she shows at birthday parties, then there’s no reason not to out it out there yourself right?
Perhaps the funniest thing about all of this, and the one thing there doesn’t seem to be any argument about, is that Chelsea’s comedy routines on either side of the boink are really, really bad. This thing sounds like a sex sandwich served on bad comedy buns and I have to admit I want to take a bite!
