Have Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves really been secretly married for decades?
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Have Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves really been secretly married for decades?

ByAmelia Cunningham

On the press tour for Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves’ upcoming romantic comedy Destination Wedding Winona causally brought up the fact that she thinks the two of them have actually been married for decades after participating in a real wedding for 1992’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Are they really legally married? “We actually got married in…

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A ‘Reality Bites’ TV show is happening!

ByStarcasm Staff

When I heard there was a Reality Bites TV Show in the works, I felt giddy, but I quickly realized I would only enjoy this if it starred Winona Ryder, Janeane Garofalo and Ethan Hawke. That’s impossible because the show’s concept is still about recent graduates, but recent graduates these days are about 40, so maybe it can still happen.

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Winona Ryder was told she wasn’t pretty enough to be an actress

ByStarcasm Staff

Winona Ryder not pretty enough to be an actress? Blasphemy! But that’s exactly what the now 41-year-old actress was told during an early acting audition. She tells Interview magazine “I was mid-sentence when the casting director said, ‘Listen, kid. You should not be an actress. You are not pretty enough. You should go back to wherever you came from and you should go to school. You don’t have it.”