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HBO releases 17 new Game of Thrones Season 4 photos

ByAsa Hawks

Game of Thrones Season 4 is coming! Arya ready? You Samwell better be! I know we here at Starkasm R. R. dying to Cersei some new episodes! If you’re Tywin to kill some time before the April 6 premiere Yoren for a treat because HBO released 17 photos from the upcoming season on their Facebook Wall today. I gotta Halfhand it to them, the photos brought me Greyjoy, septa wish there were more! Keep reading for the photos and no more Game of Thrones references, I promise.

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PHOTOS Funko unveils Game of Thrones Series 3 toy figures with Joffrey, Brienne, Hodor and more

ByAsa Hawks

Winter is coming. And as such, Christmas is coming! So what better gift could there be for the Game of Thrones fan on your Christmas list than one of the new figures from Funko, the company that has famously been turning George R. R. Martin’s epic fantasy tale of death, backstabbing and the brutality of human nature into adorable little plastic toys?!? After much anticipation, the company has finally released photos of the brand new Game of Thrones Series 3 POP! Vinyls that includes lil cutesy versions of Brienne of Tarth, Tywin Lannister, Drogon the dragon, Hodor, wildling Ygritte, Jon Snow’s dire wolf Ghost, and my favorite: Lil King Joffrey Baratheon! Plus, there will be additional figures of fan favorites Daenerys Targaryen and Tyrion Lannister, the latter of which is sporting his rather nasty scar.

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Want to smell like Tyrion Lannister?

ByStarcasm Staff

Peter Dinklage’s character Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones was written to be hot. He’s the intellectual black sheep of the rich and powerful Lannister family, who stands out as much for his ultimately warm heart as he does with his wits, but Peter definitely brings his own mojo to the role.

He speaks with Playboy about his DwILF status, and jokes about plans for a fragrance line.

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Game of Thrones’ Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister) reportedly broke

ByAsa Hawks

It is known that “a Lannister always pays his (or her) debts,” but apparently that can lead to some seriously low cash flow! Actress Lena headey, who plays HBIC Cersei Lannister on HBO’s hugely popular Game of Thrones, claims to have less than $5 in her bank account, according to divorce documents recently filed by the 39-year-old mother of one. Keep reading for the details, as well as what SNL‘s Peter Drunklage has to say about all this!

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Game Of Thrones Season 2 photos of Brienne, Davos the Onion Knight, Melisandre, and more!

ByAsa Hawks

On April 1st HBO’s critically acclaimed (and enormously popular) fantasy series Game of Thrones returns for its second season of back stabbing and front stabbing as a slew of new characters are added to the elaborate chess match based on George R. R. Martin’s A Song Of Ice And Fire series of books. Keep reading for 17 character photos from Season 2 released by HBO earlier today, including the first clear looks at Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth, Liam Cunningham as Davos, and Carice van Houten as Melisandre!

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VIDEO Game of Thrones Season 2 trailer “Shadow”

ByAsa Hawks

Just prior to the premiere episode of their new series Luck, HBO premiered a new trailer for the second season of their EMMY and Golden Globe Award winning fantasy drama Game of Thrones. The trailer is simply called “Shadow” and is narrated by everyone’s favorite soft-skinned eunuch spider Varys, who summarizes the shattered state of the kingdom of Westeros for Tyrion Lannister. Keep reading to watch the trailer, read the transcript, watch the first trailer released some time back, and probably get creeped out by my geeky excitement.

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VIDEO Game of Thrones “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister” with lyrics

ByAsa Hawks

What do you get when you mash up one of the all time great ironic movie theme songs with the best new television series of 2011? You get “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister” – a video tribute to the hoighty toighty, incestuous, holier-than-thou, debt-paying Medieval Game of Thrones gangsters from House Lannister set to the beat of “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” from Mike Judge’s Office Space.