It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…
Domo Arigato Missus Roboto! Lady Gaga revisited the look from the cover of her upcoming Fame Monster double CD release (due out November 23) for an appearance promoting the album on MTV. The envelope-pushing fashionista makes a nice recovery from her most recent style misfire at the 2009 ACE Awards, digging out here platinum blond…
Lady Gaga was at the ACE awards to receive the Stylemaker Award and she wore a typically absurd outfit to the affair. Lady G’s latest surreal fashion statement consisted of a dark top with white bottoms and fishnet stockings, all dusted in a white powder. On her feet were bizarre high-heeled platform shoes with heels…
Hot Mormon women are taking over the world! First there was the The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood 12-month wall calendar featuring a dozen scantily-clad Mormon mommas in various seasonally themed pinup poses sharing their favorite muffin recipes, and now the racy Mormoms have invaded Youtube with their own video channel! That’s right,…
Professional tennis player and all around hottie Maria Sharapova was in attendance at the T-Mobile and Ericsson Celebrate Halloween event held in Canoga Park, California. The highlight of the shindig was a Maria Sharapova look-a-like contest and the lucky young woman above was the winner. Before I get flooded with emails, let me defend myself…
We’re told that we’re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds us but does the same adage apply to the hand that supplies us with “the good stuff?” There’s one forklift driver in Moscow, Russia who learned the answer to that question the hard way: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why couldn’t this footage have come from a…
Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…
The Christmas list of 90% of girls ages 6-36 just got two items longer thanks to Mattel’s release of the Twilight-themed Bella Swan and Edward Cullen Barbie dolls on November 1. Vampire-loving kids (and vampire-loving adults) can now play out their favorite scenes from Twilight or act out their own fan fiction with these replicas…
Check out these 12 pinup photos of some hot Mormon mommas that want to have a little fun and also share some muffin recipes with you! Sexy, scantily clad women making muffins? I think it’s time I started doing a little more research into the Latter Day Saints! The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of…
Project Runway judge and fashion designer extraordinaire Michael Kors was channeling Arlo Guthrie at Bette Midler’s New York Restoration Project Hulaween Gala at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City on October 30, 2009. His hippyriffic Halloween costume was straight out of the early ’70s, complete with long white hair and mustache, tie-dyed shirt, groovy…
It seems as though sexy Halloween costumes are out this year, but thankfully AnnaLynne McCord and her sisters didn’t get the memo. 90210 star AnnaLynne went the scantily clad heroine route, donning fishnets, a multi-zippered leather top and bottom with matching knee-high boots and a black mask to complete her fetishtastic Batgirl outfit. At least…
When I first glanced at these photos I thought it was just Tori Spelling in an eye patch, but it was actually pop diva Christina Aguilera and her son Max Bratman out trick or treating for Halloween in Brentwood. Click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery: Photos: Dragao/Fame Pictures I give Christina an “A”…
I think we have the 2009 adorable costume winner! It’s Zumasauraus! Check out the poster child for Halloween Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (had to include the whole name) with his reptilian sibling Kingston James McGregor Rossdale (his full name’s not as fun, but I couldn’t show favoritism!) and their cowgal mommy Gwen Stefani out trick…
Finally! We’re starting to see some photos from the best celebrity Halloween party of the year – Heidi Klum’s annual costume bash in West Hollywood! Here are a few pictures of the hostess and her husband Seal dressed in elaborate matching crow costumes. Heckle and Jeckle appeared to be tarred and feathered from the waist…
My second favorite Queen of Hearts costume this year! (Right behind this one made entirely of duct tape!) Playboy playmate Holly Madison took the Alice In Wonderland matriarch and put an old west saloon spin on her Halloween night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas. Kinda fun and sexy without leaning too heavily on that…
In case you missed it! Here’s the Hailey Glassman “interview” from The Insider, during which she revelas that Jon Gosselin emotionally abuses her and often lashes out at her when throwing “mantrums.” My favorite Hailey quote? Her revealing innuendo that reveals a little TMI about her and Jon: “I get it from every end.” Hi-ooooooo!…
Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…
Lady Cacartman gets his raspy pop groove on in the most recent episode of South Park, covering Lady Gaga’s smash hit “Poker Face.” The clip is from the episode called “Whale Wh*res” and comes immediately after Stan escalates the anti-whaling campaign with actual violence: In case you’re out of the pop music loop, here’s Lagy…
The first trailer for the thousand-trillion-dollar epic sci-fi flick directed by James Cameron impressed with its advanced special effects but left folks a little confused about the plot. So, there’s a new, extended theatrical trailer that hopes to remedy that issue and provide a better idea of what the movie is actually about: Here…
If you thought solving a Rubik’s Cube was hard, try recreating a fine art masterpiece with thousands of the 3-D puzzles! That’s what the folks at the Canadian-based Cube Works have done time and time again, making Rubik’s Cube-ist versions of classics by Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Warhol, Edvard Munch, Vincent Van Gogh and other…
Cliff Lee was living an “In the Zone” poster tonight in game one of the World Series against the New York Yankees! In addition to throwing a one-run complete game against the best offense in baseball, Cliff Lee had the top two plays in sports tonight with his glove! Both catches involved being in the…
UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman once again attempts to elicit sympathy from the public by dolling herself up for a television interview, this time with The Insider. Hailey has been in the headlines since her relationship with Jon and Kate Plus 8‘s Jon Gosselin became public back…
Video of Phil Ivey mucking a winning flush with only 24 players left at the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event! Here are the hands and the cards on the board: Phil: 8 of spades 8 of diamonds Board: 5 of spades Queen of hearts 10 of spades Queen of spades Ace of spades…
Dennis Scheib, the attorney for Frederick Richardson who has been charged with voluntary manslaughter in the October 2nd death of Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, tells the Atlanta Journal and Constitution “I’ve been told my client will be okay.” He adds, “I think they’re going to dismiss it.” Richardson is currently free on bond. The reason for…
Welcome to a world where beauty eats braaaaiinns! Following on the heels of the successful 2009 12-month zombie babe effort, myzombiepinup.com has a brand new batch of foolish ghoulish make-you-droolish drop undead gorgeous rotted hotties for their 2010 My Zombie Pinup wall calendar! Straight out of a Cryptoria’s Secret catalog, these yummy unwrapped mummies pose…
Excerpts of Andre Agassi’s upcoming autobiography were to be printed in People and Sports Illustrated later this week, but SI writer Richard Deitsch jumped the gun a little bit Tuesday morning by tweeting this bombshell: FYI: There’s an off-the-charts book excerpt from Andre Agassi in the forthcoming SI: He admits to taking crystal meth during…
Even better than the Balloon Boy get-up is this Transformerrific Optimus Prime costume! It comes in nine pieces and apparently requires a small table, a pair of special suspenders, at least one helper “on the ground” and a step ladder. I imagine the thought bubbles on the two kids that ride by on their bicycles…
I’ve never heard of Imogen Poots and I have no idea what “Cracks” is, but the former was in attendance at a screening of the latter during the Times BFI 53rd London Film Festival at the Vue West End in London, England on October 25, 2009. You might stink I couldn’t analize this topic any…
Dadada dum (snap snap) Dadada dum (snap snap)… They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, Gary and Gemma Numan! The King of Synthpop and his wife were in attendance at the 2009 Q Awards in London October 26 looking like they were fresh from the set of a remake of…
Oh the carnage! Or perhaps it would be better to say, Oh the motorcyclenage! Here is the video and some photos taken from the moment Brad Pitt smashed into a parked car while riding his brand new custom chopper at speeds in excess of 100 cmph! Luckily for Angelina Jolie (and the thousands of needy…
Texas couple Dan and Alejandra Borris teamed up to create the immensely popular 2009 calendar featuring canines doing yoga poses and now they are back with a fresh batch of pooch posturing for their 2010 Yoga Dogs wall calendar! Check out Tiny the chihuahua doing the Kukkutasan (Rooster Pose) or Duke the golden retriever finding…
It appears that ESPN doesn’t stand for “Exhalting Steve Phillips’ Naughtiness.” The sports network has reportedly fired the sack-hopping analyst after details of his affair with 22-year-old ESPN analyst Brooke Hundley made headlines last week. As is often the case with hard news these days, the source of the information is twitter – more specifically…
It appears that Noah Cyrus is following right in her older sister’s leather knee-high stripper bootsteps. Here are some photos of the 9-year-old sibling of Miley Cyrus in costume at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween held at The Barker Hangar at the Santa Monica Airport on October 24th, 2009. Accompanying her in a few of…
Photographers were on hand when Brad Pitt lost control of his brand new custom motorcycle in Los Angeles this afternoon. I was just writing a jealous article about how the coolest dude on the planet just got the coolest custom chopper on the planet when I saw these photos moments later of the uber awesome…
Could this be the beginning of a Tara Reidvergnügen ad campaign by Blackberry Germany? Or maybe Tara Reid just stumbled in from her Oktoberfest celebration and the photographers didn’t know any better? Either way, the result is a series of photographs of AlcoHall of Fame inductee Tara Reid modeling the new Blackberry Bold phone in…
Read what Kim has to say about the NY Housewives Why does Kim wear a wig? Well, they didn’t really kiss, but there was lots of makeup and making up! During the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta that aired last night, cast members Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak went after each other…
Just like Steve Phillips and John Edwards, this middle-aged white dude regrets getting a little too horny around the wrong woman. I dub her “Charlene Chaplin.” Maybe this is why white people are called honkeys. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Check out this photo and complete transcript of the restraining order taken out by ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley against her superior and reported lover ESPN analyst and former general manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips. The document bloodhounds at TMZ turned up this gem, filed in Connecticut on August 20 of this…
Here’s some old-school bootlegged video footage of an exclusive behind-the-scenes clip about the making of Twilight New Moon that was just shown at The 4th Rome International Film Festival. Hmmm..they deleted that pretty quick. Here are some others: Oooh – and here’s a just released Volturi scene featuring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Release the…
More New Moon pictures from the 4th Rome International Film Festival! I already posted photos of the Twilight cast members strutting down the red carpet and here are some more of the vamps and lycanthropes after they made it inside and posed for cameras close-up. Included are mugshots of Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Bewley, Cameron…
And so it begins. Cast members of The Twilight Saga: New Moon were on hand for a special preview and behind-the-scenes screening of the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight at the 4th Rome International Film Festival on October 22, 2009. In attendance were Ana Caterina Morariu, Cameron Bright, Charlie Bewley, Jamie Campbell Bower, Melissa Rosenberg and…
For those girls who’ve always wanted a fairy tale wedding, fashion designer Kirstie Kelly has designed a line of wedding rings inspired by the Walt Disney princesses. The rings, which include the matching wedding bands, are in addition to Kelly’s line of Disney-inspired wedding gowns and honor the animated heroines Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White,…
More details are emerging about ESPN analyst and former general manger of the New York Mets Steve Phillips’ affair with 22-year-old ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley and it’s looking more and more like a real life Fatal Attraction scenario. As I mentioned in a previous post, Steve Phillips’ mistress Brooke Hundley began to harass Steve’s…
There seems to be a a completely different kind of “swine flu” sweeping the nation and the symptoms are: fame and an uncontrollable desire to sleep with young women who work for you. ESPN baseball analyst and former manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips is the latest to be diagnosed with the pig…
I’ve realized that the Jon “Gosselin versus Kate Gosselin” debate is about like voting for president most years. People mostly belong to either of two camps that won’t waiver too much, and those that are undecided have to determine which candidate is the least horrible. But, we forget about the eight little independent candidates! Click…
Hot off the presses! Green Day has released a video for the single “21st Century Breakdown,” which is the title track off their latest album of the same name. The video features montages of the band and lots of pop culture and political references, all shot in black and white and blood and flame. Another…
I think everyone knows someone who knows someone this has happened to. My close friend was Wii boxing with his son on Christmas day when his remote went through his brand new widescreen plasma screen TV. Given how often this seems to happen it seems only logical that there would be a video camera rolling…
Mary Louise Parker got in touch with her masculine side Sunday night, donning some 1970s daddy glasses as well as a suit and tie to attend the 7th annual Best In Drag Show held at The Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. Click thumbnails for larger images: Photos: Revolutionpix/Fame Pictures I’m as hum-drum a straight…
I was suffering from a serious case of the Mondays when I ran across a 5-foot 9-inch tall can o’ Blues-Away in the form of Miss California Tami Farrell! She showed up at the First Annual Noble Awards in Beverly Hills on Sunday in a lemon yellow dress made out of curtain sheers and proudly…
Joaquin Phoenix can only dream of being DMX. Check out this video of “X” showing up 90 minutes late for a charity event in Colorado Springs this weekend. Security guards try to prevent him from taking the stage, but DMX refuses to disappoint the huge crowd of at least 200 ravenous fans that have gathered…
Spike TV is honoring the best in fantasy, sci-fi, comics and horror with its Scream 2009 awards and starcasm is honoring the top five sexiest checkerboard carpet arrivals at the event! Megan Fox was supposed to be in attendance promoting both Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and Jennifer’s Body, but she must have skipped…
Sheriff Jim Alderden and undersheriff Ern Hudson held a press conference today in which they gave details about their investigation into the Heene family and the Balloon Boy incident. Alderden revealed that they became suspicious, as did most of America, when Falcon Heene said “we did it for show” during an interview with Wolf Blitzer…
Sheriff Jim Alderden said in a press conference today that his department was drafting some search warrants, including one for the Heene home, and TMZ is reporting that at least three officers arrived at the home late Saturday night to serve the warrant. It’s unclear at this point exactly what they are looking for. In…
For better or worse, model and actress Jaime King stole the show at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009 red carpet event, sporting an elegantly HUGE blond bed head and wearing a dress made from Balloon Boy’s UFO. Her Marilyn Mon-fro is either a completely ridiculous ‘do fail or a wacky and fun Gaga-esque tress success. The…
The Motorola Droid is a much-anticipated challenger to iPhone dominance and Verizon launched their first “attack ad” tonight, pointing out all the most common complaints about the Apple iPhone: no flash, no tactile keyboard, no replaceable battery, no widget support and others. Apple’s marketing strategy for the iPhone has always been simplicity at the expense…
Here’s video proof that office supplies can be so environmentally friendly that they’re downright loveable! It’s perfect! Well, aside from the all-chocolate Trix cereal left all over your desk… via Vimeo Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Miley Cyrus seems bound and determined to become America’s statutory sex goddess. Adding to the 16-year-old’s growing resume of award show pole dancing, disturbingly sexy photos with dad Billy Ray Cyrus and cell phone shower pics is an appearance in Sex and the City 2, currently being filmed in New York. These photos show Miley…
Crazy is as crazy does. Richard Heene, father of the infamous “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene, told reporters at around 5:30 A.M. this morning, “I’m going to have a press conference out here at, let’s say, 10 a.m. Okay? … So it’s a few more hours. So, I’d like to speak everybody about a few things….
Dang it, dang it, dang it! Just when Gretchen started looking as bad on the outside as she does on the inside she slaps on a pair of Daisy Dukes and heads to a pumpkin patch! OK Gretchen, you have a rockin’ bod. Grrrrrr… Read about Gretchen’s notorious internet pictures. The much-despised blond boozy floozy…
Unbelievable! Or, if you watched either of the Heene Wife Swap episodes, entirely believable! The Heene family was being interviewed by Wolf Blitzer on Larry King Live after it had been revealed six-year-old Falcon Heene was hiding in the attic above the garage the entire time it was believed he might be inside the mylar…
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