PHOTO Kelly Bensimon wears a Bob Dylan dress, nerdy blog fawning ensues

Celebrity Kelly Bensimon in a Bob Dylan print cami dress

Being a celebrity blogger I’m used to enjoying the sight of attractive female celebrities wearing everything from bikinis to lingerie to sometimes nothing at all, but former Real Housewives of New York City‘s Kelly Bensimon struck me out looking by pitching some high heat fashion woo in a Bob Dylan print cami dress earlier today.

I couldn’t help but hum a brand new take on an old Dylan classic…

Well, I see you got your brand new Bob Dylan print cami dress
Yes, I see you got your brand new Bob Dylan print cami dress
Well, you must tell me, baby
How your body feels under somethin’ like that
Under your brand new Bob Dylan print cami dress

Well, you look so pretty in it
Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see
If it’s really that expensive kind
You know it balances on your body
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine
Your brand new Bob Dylan print cami dress

I did a little research and it turns out Kelly’s dress is the expensive kind, but that’s only because it is a limited edition silk garment sold by high-end fashion retailer Nili Lotan! Here are a couple photos followed by a description of the garment from NiliLotan.com:

Bob dylan dress from Nili LotanBob Dylan print cami dress from NiliLotan.com

Bob Dylan Cami Dress

Style No. 724
$455.00
100% printed silk charmeuse

Bias cut, shapes to the body, spaghetti straps with adjustable bra sliders, hits just below knee, 46 1/2″ from shoulder

Lightly washed

Iconic songwriter and musician Bob Dylan is featured on this special limited edition silk cami dress

NOT MAXI VERSION PICTURED ON MODEL, PLEASE CALL TRIBECA NY STORE 212-219-8794

So if you want your music connoisseur beau to lay, lady lay you across his big brass bed, I suggest you hop on over and click up your copy right now!

Unless Bethenny Frankel shows up in a Willie Nelson cut off t-shirt I may have just officially switched teams! (Actually, this very same dress done with Joni Mitchell’s Blue album cover would be stunning – and equally weak knee inducing!)

OK Bob, sing us out of here!

Kelly Bensimona come closer
shut softly your watery eyes…

Bob Dylan songs harmed in the making of this post:
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat
To Ramona
Lay, Lady, Lay

Bob Dylan songs almost harmed in the making of this post:
“Blind Willie McKelly”
“Hard Times On Real Housewives Of New York Town”
“License To Kelly”
“Like A Bensimon” (Kelly pronounces her last name Ben-si-moan)

Top photo: Jason Webber / Splash News
Bottom photos: NiliLotan.com