Amy Winehouse, who apparently is still legally going by her ex (and future) hubby’s last name, was arrested and charged after assaulting a theater manager during a production of Cinderella this weekend. (Sky news via PopEater)
The singer was watching the theater production of Cinderella featuring Mickey Rooney Saturday when she started yelling at the actors “F**k Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me!” The theater manager showed up to quiet her down and escort her to the next exit, so she kicked him in the balls. Reportedly she also bled on actress Anthea Turner while saying “I love you, sticky black plastic, I love you.” It’s impossible to make up Winehouse antics, every day is an entertaining adventure.
“Amy Civil” willingly arrived at the Milton Keynes police station Wednesday to be charged, so someone must have tranquilized her.
The troubled singer recently got into a Facebook fight with her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield for dissing her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Despite the fact that Blake is a drug-addict who introduced her to the drugs that have ruined her health and spent a number of months in jail last year while still managing to knock up some lady, Winehouse called the “most considerate man she’s ever known.”
She also scolded Dionne, who she’s helped develop a singing career, for meddling in adult relationships and being up so late:
“Dionne, adult relationships are adult relationships. And what are you doin up so late anyway. Too big for your boots.”
Maybe it’s 25-year-old Amy who’s been a little too big for her own boots for t00 long. Someone needs to put her to bed every night at eight with a nice cup of chamomile and a bedtime story about fairies and butterflies.
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