People magazine is reporting that Rihanna is currently holed up with her abuser Chris Brown at Sean “Diddy” Combs’ island mansion off Miami Beach. The couple has remained indoors and out of sight for the most part, except for a brief jet ski break for Chris, during which he flexed his domestic abuse muscle for the cameras.
This all but guarantees the celebrity couple will soon be making an appearance on one of my favorite web sites: hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Rihanna – to help you cut that string and prevent you from becoming RiRina Turner, we offer the following demotivational poster:

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rihana my name is yazmine and i’m a big fan.
Will yeah chris is a ffamous guy and sings good and awesome songs and or there may be a but cuz of what he did to his girl and that is right cus she deserved it……
thats good that they got back together but chris brown should have NEVER hit her!!!!
I know why Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together: she doesn’t want to raise their baby all by herself
Well that was stupid
She’s stupid.
oh, that’s bad, but you do bad so good.